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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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life makes suddens twists and turns
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
life makes suddens twists and turns
with the passing of my grandma, things were looking very bad. school and money stresses had been eating me alive since i went back to school last spring. gastritis and i have been on-again off-again companions...
now things are definitely, well... different. the major stressor has abated considerably since my grandad "gave" me their house when he went to live in the assisted living place.
you wouldn't believe how much easier one can sleep when one doesn't live in fear of being evicted because one isn't the "right" religion...
now things are definitely, well... different. the major stressor has abated considerably since my grandad "gave" me their house when he went to live in the assisted living place.
you wouldn't believe how much easier one can sleep when one doesn't live in fear of being evicted because one isn't the "right" religion...
fuck it all.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Being able to sleep well, is FUCKING jangleplatz!
I haven't had the exact experience, but I know what it's like waiting for the Sheriff to arrive.
I haven't had the exact experience, but I know what it's like waiting for the Sheriff to arrive.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
it's not so much the waiting on the sheriff either. it's waiting for the owner to once again come knocking on my door with a notice from the city that the religious freaks at the religious university have made complaints about something.
once i had a motorcycle engine sitting all by its lonesome out on the front porch in front of the enclosed garage. that was one complaint.
then they decided i couldn't park all my bikes neatly lined up together in front of the enclosed garage.
they NEVER complain about the neighbors who have not ONE but TWO broken down old CADILLACS with flat tires in their DRIVEWAY! the cars have not been moved since we moved here in january 2009.
blah. i'm done with that bullshit.
once i had a motorcycle engine sitting all by its lonesome out on the front porch in front of the enclosed garage. that was one complaint.
then they decided i couldn't park all my bikes neatly lined up together in front of the enclosed garage.
they NEVER complain about the neighbors who have not ONE but TWO broken down old CADILLACS with flat tires in their DRIVEWAY! the cars have not been moved since we moved here in january 2009.
blah. i'm done with that bullshit.
fuck it all.
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
of course they didn't...they left it for you!sun rat wrote: they NEVER complain about the neighbors who have not ONE but TWO broken down old CADILLACS with flat tires in their DRIVEWAY! the cars have not been moved since we moved here in january 2009..
otherwise, good onya for getting out of there.
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
sun rat wrote:i think when we leave in a couple of weeks i am going to leave them a present: a gay pride flag flying from the front porch. or maybe a dozen of them...
or maybe a baphomet flag, if i can find one.
I vote for a rainbow baphomet flag.
Gay satanists untie!
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
I remember sleep.
Sorta.

Sorta.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
- sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
- Contact:
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I know exactly how you feel, having recently been able to put my struggle with unemployment behind me. I no longer fear the letters demanding things I cannot give, although ironically working as much as I am, and living away from my family means I have not gotten to sleep.deeply. Good on ya for getting to a better place.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.