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First fix:
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
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Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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by stiles » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:55 am
No, really:
http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-ara ... d-1.643431
Riyadh: Saudi women plan to turn a controversial fatwa (religious ruling) to their advantage and launch a campaign to achieve their long-standing demand to drive in this conservative kingdom.
If the demand is not met, the women threatened to follow through the fatwa which allows them to breastfeed their drivers and turn them into their sons.
The campaign will be launched under the slogan: "We either be allowed to drive or breastfeed foreigners," a journalist told Gulf News.
Amal Zahid said that their decision follows a fatwa issued by a renowned scholar which said that Saudi women can breastfeed their foreign drivers for them to become their sons.
"As every Saudi family needs a driver, our campaign will focus on women's right to drive," she said.
The controversial fatwa, which was regarded as both funny and weird, issued recently by Shaikh Abdul Mohsin Bin Nasser Al Obaikan, member of Saudi Council of Senior Scholars and adviser to the king, has sparked a debate in society.
The renowned scholar said Saudi women can breastfeed their foreign drivers for them to be become their sons and brothers to their daughters.
Under this relationship, foreign drivers can mix freely with all members of the family without breaking the Islamic rule which does not allow mixing of genders.
Breast milk kinship is considered to be as good as a blood relationship in Islam.
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Jaeger
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by Jaeger » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:38 am
Makes sense to me. Good on the Saudi women for turning an absurd rule against its makers.
--jaeger
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by piccini9 » Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:44 am
Shaikh Abdul Mohsin Bin Nasser Al Obaikan
I am
totally changing my name.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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by DerGolgo » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:33 pm
Yes! Brilliant! Either way!!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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by Zer0 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:26 am
Everything is about this is just wow.
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