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Bigfoot: Undefuckingniable proof

Post by Zer0 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:37 am

http://www.myfox8.com/news/wghp-north-c ... 1132.story

He has a picture and a cop to back him up. Dispute that, you goddam nabob deniers


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Post by gazza » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:28 am

I wonder why FOX or CNN didn't pick this up nationally?
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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:53 am

Doesn't anyone remember the Frozen Bigfoot in Chest Freezer a few years ago? Whatever happened to that?

no i'm not going to google it dammit
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:47 pm

This picture was on a sidebar to the original story.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:49 pm

This Picture was in a sidebar to the original story.

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Coincidence? Or something more?
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Post by Ames » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:08 pm

piccini9 wrote:This Picture was in a sidebar to the original story.

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Coincidence? Or something more?
I'm not sure, but apparently it's pregnant. :shock:
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Post by Ames » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:11 pm

His picture looks a lot like this:

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Hmmmmm....
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Post by red » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:21 pm

Ames wrote:
piccini9 wrote:This Picture was in a sidebar to the original story.

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Coincidence? Or something more?
I'm not sure, but apparently it's pregnant. :shock:
Must be a nest near by. Maybe bigfoot lays eggs like a platypus? :mrgreen:
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:27 pm

Toonce wrote:Doesn't anyone remember the Frozen Bigfoot in Chest Freezer a few years ago? Whatever happened to that?

no i'm not going to google it dammit
It was sent to a major University to be dissected and studied by biologists. It completely blew the world away and everyone had to re-write the books on the subject.

Oh wait . . . nevermind. The people who had it turned out to be hoaxsters! One of those involved was a cop, so there goes that bit of supposed credibility.

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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:04 pm

The other end of my road is dirt, and quite narrow. Trees are very close to the road down there. At night it's pretty creepy.
The only thing stopping me from dressing up like Bigfoot or some creepy big-headed alien and darting behind a tree at the last second with approaching headlights is that knowing the people around here, I'd probably get shot. Well, that and I'm only 5'-7". And I have an early bedtime.
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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:12 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
Toonce wrote:Doesn't anyone remember the Frozen Bigfoot in Chest Freezer a few years ago? Whatever happened to that?

no i'm not going to google it dammit
It was sent to a major University to be dissected and studied by biologists. It completely blew the world away and everyone had to re-write the books on the subject.

Oh wait . . . nevermind. The people who had it turned out to be hoaxsters! One of those involved was a cop, so there goes that bit of supposed credibility.
Now that I think about it the last thing the sasquatch-pop purveyors said to the media was something along the lines of 'sure you can see it, but only after you give us a suitcase full of cash and a fully fueled airplane ready to go.'

Too bad. I used to see a sasquatch behind every tree when I was a kid.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by motorpsycho67 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:20 pm

It's on Fox News, it's got to be true!


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Post by Zer0 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:14 pm

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