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MACHETE!!

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:16 pm

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Oh yeah. OH YEAH!


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Re: MACHETE!!

Post by Zim » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:42 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Oh yeah. OH YEAH!
+1!
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:38 pm

I think I'd have to be high to watch that and be entertained.
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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:59 pm

Sisyphus wrote:I think I'd have to be high to watch that and be entertained.
I think you just did!
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Post by beck » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:19 pm

high? well it DOES have cheech in it....

just sayin...
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Post by thack » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:19 pm

new trailer is out.
this is going to be ... incomparable? heh.
love love love the bad movies.

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Post by Rench » Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:50 pm

Was that a fucking gat mounted to a Dyna? Yeah...I'm in for this... :mrgreen:

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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:48 pm

That looks good enough to go to the theater! I would always rather see Hollywood make a bad movie good, than a good movie badly. This goes double when the only proper novelization is a comic book.

The only thing that would have been more jangleplatz is if they would have made a similar movie when Colorado passed amendment 2.

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Post by gazza » Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:05 pm

Yes, it is good, no?
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Post by problemaddict » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:46 am

2.5 of the hottest broads alive AND Segal?!?! Fuck! I'm IN!!!

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Post by Ames » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:35 am

Denver Cell:

I say we make this an official UTMC Movie Night Event!

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Post by thack » Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:45 am

in, of course, and the WIFE SAYS SHE'LL GO TOO! heehehehe. nothing like a fantastically over the top movie with Steven Seagal and Cheech FUCKING Marin murdering folks to get the wife out of the house!

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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:08 pm

Wow. The only people missing are Sam Elliot and the Dos Equis guy.
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Post by stiles » Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:14 pm

I'm in for this if the LA cell feels like an outing.
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Post by roadmissile » Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:08 am

The Shifty Jesus wrote:Wow. The only people missing are Sam Elliot and the Dos Equis guy.
I'm pretty sure that much cool in the same film could cause the universe to collapse.

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Post by rubber buccaneer » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:44 am

The Shifty Jesus wrote:Wow. The only people missing are Sam Elliot and the Dos Equis guy.
Don fuckin' Johnson. This movie cannot fail.

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Post by beck » Wed Jul 14, 2010 4:04 pm

i would let michelle rodriguez kill me if she was dressed like that. and i would die happy and fulfilled. but thats just me.
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