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I'll have whatever he's having.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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This measure is inconvenient, yes, but necessary at present.
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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
Click if you have a problem.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Option the First:
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Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
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You can register!
Option the First:
Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
OMG... it's so intense.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
OMG... it's so intense.
"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
It's the chemicals in the waterpiccini9 wrote:"WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?"
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Spacecake™!!!! The real breakfast of champions! 
This vid is a crackup, I hope the YouTube viral community does it justice with vids of sexy twin strippers wearing rainbow glitter, or a plate with two rainbow sprinkled donuts
This vid is a crackup, I hope the YouTube viral community does it justice with vids of sexy twin strippers wearing rainbow glitter, or a plate with two rainbow sprinkled donuts
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
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absent_carlo
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
I apologize for this, but had to post it.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
awesomesauce!absent_carlo wrote:I apologize for this, but had to post it.
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"If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less." -General Eric Shinseki
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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absent_carlo
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
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SidVicious
- Barista of Doom
- Location: EM27ii
- Contact:
absent_carlo wrote:I apologize for this, but had to post it.
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Thank you, Internets, for making my day.Hell is waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here -Marv
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
Nothing beats a hangover like kitten love -guitargeek
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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absent_carlo
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: St. Paul, MN
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karl package
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: People's Republic of Portland
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Everything is true. God is an astronaut. Oz is over the rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live... And you came to die.