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First fix:
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As part of that,
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Jul 17, 2010 3:41 pm
Delicious, digital smack!
http://grinding.be/2010/07/15/how-is-yo ... a-syringe/
That’s right, your standard binaural beats are being packaged by at least one clueless Oklahoma school district and ratings-starved, journalist-devoid local CW affiliate as the newest cyber-danger to cyber-come from cyber-space to cyber-molest your cyber-children under your very own cyber-nose.
Which is to say, that if you live in Oklahoma, your tax dollars are paying for someone at the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics to actually be worried that kids are “getting high” off of music and noise and that it will lead them to harder non-cyber-drugs.
Is this just some of the famous J'Oklahoma intellect talking or is this going around elsewhere, too???
I mean, seriously, what on earth is it that drives people so fucking insane over kids getting stoned? Shouldn't they be praising the lord they aren't mainlining crack-whore-feces??
What will they get upset about next? Fucking color TV?
IT MAKES THEM SEE COLORS!! IT MAKES THEM SEE COLORS!!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:19 pm
I've stopped stepping aside for blind, pod texting, pedestrians. I just walk right into them now.
Off topic?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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sun rat
- Dominatrix of Skulduggery
- Location: bfe
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by sun rat » Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:27 pm
piccini9 wrote:I've stopped stepping aside for blind, pod texting, pedestrians. I just walk right into them now.
Off topic?
that just means they haven't installed that one app that lets you use the camera part to view the sidewalk ahead while you text. effing newbs.
/ sarcasm
fuck it all.
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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by roadmissile » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:12 pm
Oh Oklahoma, why must you try so hard to compete with North Carolina?
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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by The Shifty Jesus » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:04 pm
piccini9 wrote:I've stopped stepping aside for blind, pod texting, pedestrians. I just walk right into them now.
Off topic?
Not at all. I'm a fan myself as well.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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by Beemer Dan » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:51 am
Riding across the US, people are so nice, you'd never guess they are so stupid
The "news" story above is the exact reason why newspapers, magazines and other "real" news sources are having their legs knocked out from under them and are failing in the marketplace. They are fucking morons! This is news? This is even supposed to be real? WHAT THE FUUUUCK??? The Onion and Daily Show have nothing on this crap!
Drugs in ipods? WTF??? These retarded assclowns don't even get how "drugs" work it seems. When I was in elementary school there was a few weeks where a bunch of kids thought it was cool to crush up Jolly Ranchers and snort them. Was it a "scary drug"? NO! It was a bunch of little kids being little kids. Holy crap! If you want to know what scary crap on the ipod is ruining your kid's brains it's likely the horrid pop music they listen to...
That kids an asshole, anyone with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole!
Fucking stupid "concerned parents"! In an age where the answers (both good and bad) to everything are right there at anyone's fingertips, why the fuck are people still falling for this shit?
*smashes head into wall*
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:05 pm
Beemer Dan wrote:A whole bunch of crazy rant
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Beemer Dan wrote:*smashes head into wall*
You listened to the PCP iDose, didn't you. Might want to try the Marijuana one next time.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:24 pm
Ima goin out to get me an iPod. Crush it up and smoke it out of a beer can.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
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Contact:
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by tumbler » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:31 pm
Whats next? "MAGIC-EYED HOUSECLEANING CHILDREN IN OUR SCHOOLS!!1"
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:14 pm
Holy crap! I've never been able to see shit in those stereograms, but I can now. Another thing medical marijuana is helpful for
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:46 pm
Beemer Dan wrote:
That kids an asshole, anyone with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole!
I wonder if the barbershop can squeeze me in this afternoon . . . .
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:29 pm
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Beemer Dan wrote:
That kids an asshole, anyone with a haircut like that has gotta be an asshole!
I wonder if the barbershop can squeeze me in this afternoon . . . .
Wish I had that much hair.
Who is the twerp, anyway? Beeber or Beeper or whatever?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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tumbler
- The Business
- Location: Carmichaels, PA
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by tumbler » Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:42 pm
That man's name is hope? He looks just like usher! Funny name for a guy.. my grandmothers name was hope.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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by guitargeek » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:00 pm
This place...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
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by dozer » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:51 pm
guitargeek wrote:This place...
I was just thinking the same thing.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote:
If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:09 pm
Sisyphus wrote:Ima goin out to get me an iPod. Crush it up and smoke it out of a beer can.
Hmmm...nobody has registered willitsmoke.com
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
