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Zer0
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Look at this huge-ass goddam star!

Post by Zer0 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:33 pm

Plus a nutty monocled limey astronomer!

http://news.yahoo.com/video/science-157 ... o=20991377


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Post by piccini9 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:37 pm

The nutty monocled british professor was the best part.
Well, except for the HUGE FUCKING STAR.
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:11 pm

I like "the aptly named very large telescope". :mrgreen:
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Post by sun rat » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:11 pm

piccini9 wrote:The nutty monocled british professor was the best part.
Well, except for the HUGE FUCKING STAR.
+1!

british professor with monocle and hawaiian shirt FTW!
fuck it all.

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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:04 pm

That's Sir Patrick Moore, he's a British national treasure (apparently) and, according to the first episode of the recent season of DW, a total hound.

Also, if you like the the Very Large Telescope, check out
The European Extremely Large Telescope
and the
The Overwhelmingly Large Telescope
There's also the
Thirty Meter Telescope

Astronomers really don't muck about when giving names to their toys, do they...
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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:38 pm

The star, astronomer and telescope are all super badass, why can't all the news be like this?
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:09 am

Looks like an advert for Madden 2011. Oh wait...
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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:36 am

"Oh My God! Whhooaaaaa!!!!!! It's a huge assed goddamn star all the way!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! WHOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!! OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!!!!! OH MY GOD ITS A FULL ON HUGE ASSED GODDAMN STAR ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!! ITS SO BRIGHT!! OH MY GOD ITS SO BRIGHT AND VIVID!!! OOOOOOHHHHH!!! ITS SO BEAUTIFULL!!!!!!! (sobbing) WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!!?!?Oh My God(sob)"
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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:24 pm

sun rat wrote:british professor with monocle and hawaiian shirt FTW!
Must be an astrophysicist--they're the best! Beyond out there--the leftfielders of the science world.
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:02 pm

Zer0 wrote:
sun rat wrote:british professor with monocle and hawaiian shirt FTW!
Must be an astrophysicist--they're the best! Beyond out there--the leftfielders of the science world.
Actually, he an amateur astronomer who started hosting a TV show for amateur astronomers in 1957...and hasn't stopped...
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