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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

For all you sissies

Post by Zer0 » Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:29 pm



'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:54 pm

This is quite neat, actually. You could just sew these into clothes, diapers, car seats, cockrings (for VD vaccination...).

Now, on the other hand...one big thing keeping idiots away from smack is the dread of the fucking needle.
Imagine someone figures out how to load these things with opiates...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:16 pm

Or roofies...
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
Location: bfe
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Post by sun rat » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:50 pm

::shudder:: i didn't make it past the needle view. fucker.
fuck it all.

dozer
Hammer Time
Location: umbc
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Post by dozer » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:43 pm

I thought I read anal flu shot and I stopped reading, but I'm 12 years old.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:44 pm

dozer wrote:I thought I read anal flu shot and I stopped reading, but I'm 12 years old.
Ah yes, anal flu. Not fun.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:39 am

sun rat wrote:::shudder:: i didn't make it past the needle view. fucker.
Get back in there. You're a rider. You're UTMC. You take no shit. You speak Kraut. Look at that pissant needle and watch the vid--it's specifically for ninnies like you.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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