Rattlers don't bother me, I've encounters a couple on hikes around here.
I remember one time I was out in front of the bar on the weekly Cretin Thursday ride, talking to my buddy Mike, and he says...
"Hey, there's a spider on your neck"
Huh?
"Oh shit, flick him offa me would ya?"
Don't know where the little feller came from, but Mikey said it was some pale green fucker about an inch or so long.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Bo_9
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Filthy little worn-out, broken down, see through soul.
Funny wolf spider experience -
At the old shop one summer I had one move in, never figured out where he hid but he got big enough that you could hear him skitter across the concrete when he bolted. So I was under a car doing something and feel something on the side of my shirt, not uncommon for garage cat to come my and sniff occasionally. As soon as I looked down and noticed the BAFHS (Big Assed Fucking Hairy Spider) standing on my chest it was already skittering off into the darkness. I think it had just won a bet with all the other BAFHS's in the gang and was now their leader. About killed myself getting out from under the car and off the floor.
At the old shop one summer I had one move in, never figured out where he hid but he got big enough that you could hear him skitter across the concrete when he bolted. So I was under a car doing something and feel something on the side of my shirt, not uncommon for garage cat to come my and sniff occasionally. As soon as I looked down and noticed the BAFHS (Big Assed Fucking Hairy Spider) standing on my chest it was already skittering off into the darkness. I think it had just won a bet with all the other BAFHS's in the gang and was now their leader. About killed myself getting out from under the car and off the floor.
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"Every accident involving machinery begins with a single defect. Never forget that defect can be between your ears." - E.J. Potter
"I feel like I'm in "my little pony" HELL!!!!" -Goose
"Well, he never ever smiled, but he always seemed pleased."
"keep about your wits, Know yourself and who you came in with"
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lolz. I saw one outside once that was the size of a small tarantula, sitting happily on a plant off a running trail. If not for the egg sack that is was wearing I would've thought that is was a tarantula, but no; only wolfies do that. It was by far larger than any other wolf spider that I had ever seen, but now i'll take anyones word for it no matter how big they say one was.Bo_9 wrote:
At the old shop one summer I had one move in, never figured out where he hid but he got big enough that you could hear him skitter across the concrete when he bolted.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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And I was just kidding about the whole black widow vs mouse thing.
They make mousetraps. I'm fine with that avenue.
And I was just kidding about the whole black widow vs mouse thing.
They make mousetraps. I'm fine with that avenue.
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OK, we all knwe where this toy spider thing was gonna lead to, but when I was watching, I thought it was dumb to c ontinue onafter she was hit.
Now I'm glad thay kept going.
Brilliant
Now I'm glad thay kept going.
Brilliant
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"some tired lost butterfly"
God, I love that expression. There's some ginormous spiders here, but they're harmless. I'll see if I can find a pic.
God, I love that expression. There's some ginormous spiders here, but they're harmless. I'll see if I can find a pic.
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motorpsycho67
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MoraleHazard
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WTF are you doing in the middle of nowhere????
I'm doing what Rock was doing a year ago.
I'm doing what Rock was doing a year ago.
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