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Post by rolly » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:25 am

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Nv28lunRSY&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Nv28lunRSY&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

The person who uploaded this has no imagination. "Amazing Amazon Box"? :roll: I would have titled it "Sisyphus Carton in The Eternal Struggle" or something similarly appropriate to the grand truth it presents.



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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:51 am

What, um, what were you searching for on YouTube when you found this?
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Post by Ames » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:57 am

So THAT'S what happens to all the boxes labeled "FRAGILE"!
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Post by sun rat » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:25 am

ah the eternal struggle against change, or against impending death.
fuck it all.

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Post by piccini9 » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:24 pm

...and I spent the whole afternoon with a bottle of wood glue putting Grandma's cukoo-clock back together.


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Post by Toonce(s) » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:58 pm

THATS what happened to the box-o-weasels that I ordered from Amazon!! I never did get that!
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Post by red » Sun Aug 01, 2010 3:39 am

Brad Pitt says: "What's in the box?"

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argh... there's supposed to be a pic from the end of Se7en but I guess I can't steal images from that site.
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Post by DerGolgo » Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:19 am

Definitely beats the truck tire marks that were on my last amazon package...
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Post by Ames » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:28 am

DerGolgo wrote:Definitely beats the truck tire marks that were on my last amazon package...
Hopefully it wasn't a box full of weasels. :lol:
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Post by Sisyphus » Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:45 am

"What's in the box?"

It's what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:16 am

Good way to round off the edges.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:44 am

Last time I watched a movie titled "amazing amazon box" it was totally NSFW!
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Post by Drift » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:23 pm

BeemerDan - word.
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