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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
2024 LOGIN/Posting ISSUES
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
REGISTRATION! NEW USERS!
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Please drop our fearless Administerrerrerr a line.
Tell him who you are, that you wish to join, and what you wish your username to be. The Administerrerrerr will get back to you. If you're human, and you're not a damn spammer, expect a reply within 24 hoursish. Usually quicker, rarely slower.
Unfortunately, the Contact Form is being a total primadonna right now, so please send an email to the obvious address.
Posting this address in clear text is just the "on" switch for spambots, but here is a hint.
Option the Second:
Find us on Facebook, in the magnificent
Umah Thurman Midget Circus
Join up there, or just drop the modmins a message. They will pass any request on to the Administerrerrerr for this place.
MSN has us all figured out...
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problemaddict
- Captain of the UTMC Fighter Squadron
- Location: hatfield, PA
- Contact:
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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Aston
- El Asbestos Pajamas
I don't mind the metros either.. Just as long as they keep sipping their appletini's and leave the beer for me.
As for chicks who dig dudes on bikes.. Yeah, sort of. Has anybody here ever taken a modern sportbike out on a Saturday night? The only attention i've ever gotten while on one is the "wrong" sort of attention. I.E. high-school girls yelling at me. Sorry, but that does nothing for my self esteem. I wish i could say the same for some of my friends though.
-Aston
As for chicks who dig dudes on bikes.. Yeah, sort of. Has anybody here ever taken a modern sportbike out on a Saturday night? The only attention i've ever gotten while on one is the "wrong" sort of attention. I.E. high-school girls yelling at me. Sorry, but that does nothing for my self esteem. I wish i could say the same for some of my friends though.
-Aston
1970 CB350, rat cafe thing. Unfinished.
"They didn't come on with theories and songs and quotations, but with noise and muscle and sheer balls." - HST, Hells Angels
"They didn't come on with theories and songs and quotations, but with noise and muscle and sheer balls." - HST, Hells Angels
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smashinator
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Rancho Relaxo
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
- Location: Tiny Town
- Contact:
What they fail to mention, however, is that when you're a woman with a motorcycle, and you hang out with a bunch of guys with motorcycles (even when all of them are just your FRIENDS, you're pretty much off-limits - no guys even want to approach. Hmmm...What's the best way for me to resolve this problem??? If I ride with other gals, does this make me look like I favor the femmes? I guess it's a no-win situation.Guys with motorcycles are the only match for ...girls with motorcycles!
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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wyckedsin
- Barista of Doom
- Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...
It must be an area thing, cause even though I do get the High School girl attention, the most real attention, as in without the giggles comes from the late 20's to mid 40's women around here. They will walk right up as your parking the bike, or as in a few cases, hand me their personal business cards at stoplights with naught but a smile.Aston wrote:
As for chicks who dig dudes on bikes.. Yeah, sort of. Has anybody here ever taken a modern sportbike out on a Saturday night? The only attention i've ever gotten while on one is the "wrong" sort of attention. I.E. high-school girls yelling at me.
-Aston
Sanity has left the building