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rc26
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Location: Va.

Drank too much...

Post by rc26 » Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:14 pm

...tonight, don't do that very often any more. Had a few Coronas and Hurricanes. No spinning going on.

Had to cut my vacation short because of a fucking hurricane, mom had to go into the hospital for an emergency cath, couldn't save a squirrel that fell into the pool this morning.
The last 24 hours can suck it.


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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:14 pm

If you had waited until evening to get your drink on, that poor squirrel could have made it.
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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:18 pm

Fucking weather.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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12ci
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Post by 12ci » Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:03 am

squill ?

Brunswick stew!
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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:52 am

The attempted squirrel rescue must have been epic. Very tragic.


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Post by Korpen » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:21 am

Toonce wrote:Squirrely, you will live on in our hearts. And possibly return as a totemic icon in future OOTMIK gatherings. In fact, I can almost guarantee it.
I'm kinda thinking something along the lines of the taxidermied coozy mentioned in this thread: http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16615284
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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:50 am

Korpen wrote:
Toonce wrote:Squirrely, you will live on in our hearts. And possibly return as a totemic icon in future OOTMIK gatherings. In fact, I can almost guarantee it.
I'm kinda thinking something along the lines of the taxidermied coozy mentioned in this thread: http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16615284
Brilliant! One of those in squirrel, a bottle of Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™, pass the bottle in memory of the squirrel that RC26 couldn't save...

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EDIT: Regarding Vile Substance That Shall Not Be Named™, I lol'd.
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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:59 am

Oh come on! If you drank too much you couldn't type.

That squirrel knew it's time was done, that's why it jumped.

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Post by Metalredneck » Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:27 am

Gotta learn that mouth-to-bucktoothed-snout CPR stuff.
Done.

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