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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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So I found out last night...
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
So I found out last night...
...that my 15 y.o. son shaves his balls.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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JustNate
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Where ever I'm at, that's where I am.
- Contact:
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
For whatever benefit he gets out of his personal grooming choices, he now has to offset that against the possibility that you can now amuse yourself at his expense at any time. 'Hey son, we're driving to the mall, if you need a few minutes to get your scrotum freshened up get moving'. Hey son, its dinnertime, if you're not busy with your scrotum come and join us'. The parenting opportunities are limited only by your imagination, & relative cruelty (heh).
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
I didn't need to start shaving my balls till I was like 19...wtf
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Vespalina
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Philadelphia, PA
- Contact:
Re: So I found out last night...
TMI?Bigshankhank wrote:...that my 15 y.o. son shaves his balls.
I agree with Pattio...there is NO END to the amount of humiliation you can (and should) dish out in any and all public formats.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Korpen
- Super Sexy Skyscraper
- Location: Madison
I'm curious about this as well, but either way it's his choice what he wants to do... I don't know if making fun of him is going to help.Sisyphus wrote:Second, exactly how did you find out?
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
1. He had to get a physical for school, and asked my wife to leave the room so he could show the Dr. Something. Turned out to be an ingrown hair.Korpen wrote:I'm curious about this as well, but either way it's his choice what he wants to do... I don't know if making fun of him is going to help.Sisyphus wrote:Second, exactly how did you find out?
2. I would not make fun of him in an effort to help him, but rather to embarrass him. I "groomed" back in the day, but Mom likes a little hair so I went back to nature. But for my kid, oh yeah it is on. He made the mistake or telling us tonight that he is having trouble seeing the board at school. He sets 'em up, I gotta knock em down.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Huh. I would think that shaving one's balls would be kind of like polishing brass. Once you start, you have to keep doing it. I had to shave half my groin once for an angiogram and that seemed like a lot of trouble. Not something I'd want to do as a matter of habit.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
To be clear, I wasn't there, but I must say I am dissapointed that the Dr said anything about it to his mother. I mean, there was a reason that he didn't want her in there.UndertheGun wrote:kekekekeBackDoorBarbie wrote:hey cool, just a couple more years and you can start on your facedozer wrote:I didn't need to start shaving my balls till I was like 19...wtf
At least it was just an ingrown hair and not something else that he picked up.
Oh well, at least now the mystery of why he goes through so many razors has been solved.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Well, I could tell you why I do, but the consequences of which are awesome and not something I want to associate with your 15 year old son.
Could just be out of curiosity though.
In short: time to make sure he know what responsibility means and where to get tested (preferably anonymously) regularly, regardless of the use of protection.
Ah kids. Have fun with that.
Could just be out of curiosity though.
In short: time to make sure he know what responsibility means and where to get tested (preferably anonymously) regularly, regardless of the use of protection.
Ah kids. Have fun with that.
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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erosvamp
- Sophisticated Meat Machine
- Location: denver
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
I never found scissors to be necessary as long as I kept things neat. So the razor didn't bother me, a lesson he will learn in time.erosvamp wrote:Might I suggest that the next time you are in need of a present for junior, you get him a beard trimmer.
I got tired of nicking my vagina with the scissors and razor. I heart beard trimmers.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Groove
- El Monstro De La Noche
- Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)
