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Keira, a roundcase 750 and some ky for Goose!
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: ground zero
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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DarkMistress
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Vermont, By Jeezum
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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She looks fine, stop trying to curry favor with the fat chicks.UndertheGun wrote:She's awfully skinny.
That's what you see? Really? I see a pretty actress on a pretty motorcycle, which tells me that they're using it in a movie.DarkMistress wrote:"Oooh I'm on a bike I don't know how to ride! And I'm pouting! Look at meeee!"
Pass.
This pleases me.
Might the movie suck?
Likely, unless we get to see cool bikes all the way through.
Is it bullshit that she doesn't know how to ride, but that they portray her as riding that bike?
Surely, but do you think they actually let Anthony Hopkins ride in that Burt Munro movie?
That's hardly half-naked.Ok, maybe I'm biased because I'm a girl and there are no hot pics of sexy half naked men on bikes.
You want sexy men on motorcycles? Try the googles...
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I have no knowledge of keira knightley or her knowledge or lack thereof when it comes to riding a bike, but I do know that to get the kind of shots they use in an ad like this they would likely have valentino rossi on a rig like that. She's also time period ATGATT so I'm hard pressed to see any issue...
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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DarkMistress
- Maltov Rattlecan
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Granted, she wasn't half naked in these shots, but I was generalizing to the other zillion photos of half naked women on bikes. And I have no objections to her not actually riding the bike in the movie, but is it too much to ask for some authenticity? She's barely gripping the grips, and is wearing the most ridiculous shoes, and sticking her butt out like she's ready to be mounted. I like Keira Knightley, I'm having more of a bitch session about the representation of women and riding. Perhaps a bit feminazi of me, but whatever, it drives me nuts.
This got me thinking. We need an "Men of the UTMC" calendar. Come on guys, get into your hottest leather and hook us sistahs up!
You pretty much made my point here. John Stamos?? Really? That's all we got? And that guy with his cat? Freaky.You want sexy men on motorcycles? Try the googles...
This got me thinking. We need an "Men of the UTMC" calendar. Come on guys, get into your hottest leather and hook us sistahs up!
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That's what she said.
Miles on my bike = smiles on my face.
'01 Kawi ZR-7s
Miles on my bike = smiles on my face.
'01 Kawi ZR-7s
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Bigshankhank
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Love the helmet (that's what she said) but WTF is with the cream color scheme?
Not a Kiera fan per se, don't really care if she rides either, but I can dig the bike for what it is.
Not a Kiera fan per se, don't really care if she rides either, but I can dig the bike for what it is.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Have you met any of us? We are Road Grimed Astronauts. Have you been smoking rope?This got me thinking. We need an "Men of the UTMC" calendar. Come on guys, get into your hottest leather and hook us sistahs up!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DarkMistress
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goose
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Fuggin lovely! Now why did they put that skinny girl in the way of all that beauty? And on a trailer? Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Regarding the MenofUTMC Calendar, well, umm . . . . I am not sure anyone in their right mind would pose for such a thing and for gawd'sake nobody would buy one! Cept maybe to creep out the neighbors.
Just look at this sexy beast!
or how about this centerfold!
and finally, sporting his business attire:
Regarding the MenofUTMC Calendar, well, umm . . . . I am not sure anyone in their right mind would pose for such a thing and for gawd'sake nobody would buy one! Cept maybe to creep out the neighbors.
Just look at this sexy beast!
or how about this centerfold!
and finally, sporting his business attire:
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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DarkMistress
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Well I was thinking more like some portrait-style pics. Like a documentary of men and their bikes. I don't need to meet a lot of you guys to know you put mad time and love into your rides. There a book called "Vermont People" with photos and stories and tons of farmers who I guarantee are not sexy. But everyone has a story. I could make it work... 
Ok sorry, tangent. Enough about that. Back to skinny Keira and her pouty face.
Ok sorry, tangent. Enough about that. Back to skinny Keira and her pouty face.
That's what she said.
Miles on my bike = smiles on my face.
'01 Kawi ZR-7s
Miles on my bike = smiles on my face.
'01 Kawi ZR-7s
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thrasherbill
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Goose is one hot bitch!
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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My contribution
Guess which one I am.
Guess which one I am.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Oooo wait, here's another one taken of me right after my 18-wheeler collision
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Man, I'm diggin' through photobucket and finding all kinds of UTMC images...
One for the Bathing Beauty section...(this is, sadly, not me)
One for the Bathing Beauty section...(this is, sadly, not me)
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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you see, you see ?!
that's how it always happens.
some guy comes up with something lovely and all pretty, then girls show up and they smash it down to pieces and all that's left is dirt and obscenity, then they blame the guys for being sexist pigs.
it all started with chanel+paris+round case 750 ducati+girl with lovely mouth full of teeth and eating disorder and then it goes to hairy biker in plastic pool handling alcohol to under age kid.
that's how it always happens.
some guy comes up with something lovely and all pretty, then girls show up and they smash it down to pieces and all that's left is dirt and obscenity, then they blame the guys for being sexist pigs.
it all started with chanel+paris+round case 750 ducati+girl with lovely mouth full of teeth and eating disorder and then it goes to hairy biker in plastic pool handling alcohol to under age kid.
I'm not really from around here.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
bwahahahaha!!!!!xtian wrote:you see, you see ?!
that's how it always happens.
some guy comes up with something lovely and all pretty, then girls show up and they smash it down to pieces and all that's left is dirt and obscenity, then they blame the guys for being sexist pigs.
it all started with chanel+paris+round case 750 ducati+girl with lovely mouth full of teeth and eating disorder and then it goes to hairy biker in plastic pool handling alcohol to under age kid.
(Soon, there just isn't going to be enough bleach to get these images out of my eyes! Rolly for Mr. November baby!!!)Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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maniacles
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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