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xtian
Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
Location: belgium
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caption contest?

Post by xtian » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:05 am

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I'm not really from around here.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:10 am

Red is the Fastest Color.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:17 am

"Well, your highness, I suppose we could have a carbon fiber mitre made for you, um, a set of leather robes and such, um, but the boots, the gloves--we'll figure something out, sir."
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:28 am

"The Pope takes delivery of the Vatican's new robot-penguins, which are long overdue."
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"My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle" - Philip J. Frye

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02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)

gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

Post by gazza » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:31 am

Bigshankhank wrote:Red is the Fastest Color.
Yes and it would match my Luxury Italian Leather shoes.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona


2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
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xtian
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Post by xtian » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:24 am

"of course if the earth is only 5000 years old, his holiness will have to wait another 4.995.000 years before you have some petrol to pour in it."
I'm not really from around here.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:30 am

"No, your holiness, what's coming out of that generator is an entirely different kind of white smoke..."
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:46 am

you see these bikes provide a quick getaway in the event one of your priests has a little indescretionary moment. And the cases are for hiding their little bodies on the way . . .

was that too far?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:56 am

goose wrote:you see these bikes provide a quick getaway in the event one of your priests has a little indescretionary moment. And the cases are for hiding their little bodies on the way . . .

was that too far?
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03 SV650 (Crouchy Von Spine-Mangler)
02 KTM 640 (The Homewrecker)

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:05 am

Goddamnit! You understand I'm German, don't you?!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:07 am

Zim wrote:Goddamnit! You understand I'm German, don't you?!
I do not understand your point, Amerikaner!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Zim » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:10 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
Zim wrote:Goddamnit! You understand I'm German, don't you?!
I do not understand your point, Amerikaner!
Ole' Ratz wanted Beemers instead of those Ducs.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:16 pm

In Domini Desmosedicci Cogito Ergo Zoom.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:36 pm

Zim wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:
Zim wrote:Goddamnit! You understand I'm German, don't you?!
I do not understand your point, Amerikaner!
Ole' Ratz wanted Beemers instead of those Ducs.
Oh, right. That was a caption. Sorry, I didn't make the connection, I'm actively trying to forget where the fuck came from.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Groove
El Monstro De La Noche
Location: Northern NY (The most North-ist part)

Post by Groove » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:41 pm

piccini9 wrote:In Domini Desmosedicci Cogito Ergo Zoom.
:mrgreen:
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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:05 pm

That's fucking hilarious ^ !!
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:29 pm

piccini9 wrote:In Domini Desmosedicci Cogito Ergo Zoom.
Nice.

:mrgreen:

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goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:47 pm

piccini9 wrote:In Domini Desmosedicci Cogito Ergo Zoom.
the winner!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

The Shifty Jesus
Extra Crispy Compliance Officer

Post by The Shifty Jesus » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:17 pm

"Too new. Call me when it's 10 and I'll ride the shit out of it."
You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.

Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:29 am

'Exorcisms are outside my usual duties, but I'll try; Which one has the charging problem?'
-Pattio-

Metalredneck
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Post by Metalredneck » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:03 am

"Ducati finds a customer who can afford the upkeep."
Done.

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