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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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I know this guy whose parents had a friend, the kids called him Uncle Bob or something like that. ONe night, kid didn't want to go to bed, usual kid stuff when the parents are partying and it's getting too late for the kids to be up.
Anway, he's kicking and crying about going to bed and Uncle Bob comes over, says "Kevin, if I tell you a secret, do you promise to go to bed? You have to promise never to tell anyone. Ever." Now intrigued, Kevin nods, sniffling.
Uncle Bob looks over both shoulders, leans in close and unbuttons the top few buttons on his shirt, revealing a blue shirt underneath with the big red and yellow "S" in the middle.
Kevin ran upstairs to bed and giggled himself to sleep, secure in the knowlege that his favorite Uncle Bob was Superman.
Five years later Uncle Bob was imprisoned for flying dope from Mexico.
Anway, he's kicking and crying about going to bed and Uncle Bob comes over, says "Kevin, if I tell you a secret, do you promise to go to bed? You have to promise never to tell anyone. Ever." Now intrigued, Kevin nods, sniffling.
Uncle Bob looks over both shoulders, leans in close and unbuttons the top few buttons on his shirt, revealing a blue shirt underneath with the big red and yellow "S" in the middle.
Kevin ran upstairs to bed and giggled himself to sleep, secure in the knowlege that his favorite Uncle Bob was Superman.
Five years later Uncle Bob was imprisoned for flying dope from Mexico.
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- Barista of Doom
- Location: Dubbya-Eh
This tale made my morning.Sisyphus wrote:I know this guy whose parents had a friend, the kids called him Uncle Bob or something like that. One night, kid didn't want to go to bed, usual kid stuff when the parents are partying and it's getting too late for the kids to be up.
Anyway, he's kicking and crying about going to bed and Uncle Bob comes over, says "Kevin, if I tell you a secret, do you promise to go to bed? You have to promise never to tell anyone. Ever." Now intrigued, Kevin nods, sniffling.
Uncle Bob looks over both shoulders, leans in close and unbuttons the top few buttons on his shirt, revealing a blue shirt underneath with the big red and yellow "S" in the middle.
Kevin ran upstairs to bed and giggled himself to sleep, secure in the knowledge that his favorite Uncle Bob was Superman.
Five years later Uncle Bob was imprisoned for flying dope from Mexico.
From Rev:
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
Q: What is a Doom Racer?
A: Fuck you.
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- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Twenty something years ago I was with a girl and we ran into a friend of hers who was babysitting the neighbor's kid, a little girl about 4-5 years old.
The girls were talking, and for whatever reason I told the little girl I was Spiderman. She of course, did not believe me. The building we were standing next to had rows of brick that stood proud of the wall surface by about an inch, a ladder of buckets running all the way to the roof.
I climbed up about 10 feet, looked over my shoulder, and the little girl was tugging on the babysitter's sleeve, pointing at me in amazement.
Before the babysitter turned to see me, I jumped down of the wall and whispered to the little girl, "I told you so."
She probably got in trouble for telling stories at the dinner table.
The girls were talking, and for whatever reason I told the little girl I was Spiderman. She of course, did not believe me. The building we were standing next to had rows of brick that stood proud of the wall surface by about an inch, a ladder of buckets running all the way to the roof.
I climbed up about 10 feet, looked over my shoulder, and the little girl was tugging on the babysitter's sleeve, pointing at me in amazement.
Before the babysitter turned to see me, I jumped down of the wall and whispered to the little girl, "I told you so."
She probably got in trouble for telling stories at the dinner table.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
