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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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How come whenever I get a notification from HQ, they come in pairs even if it's fopr one post?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
No following explanation will approach a fraction of the awesomnitude of your response, Sissybro.Sisyphus wrote:One's supposed to go to the FBI guy.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Since C irrin.e Mryrpjfjn. Jgny abe hrcb.e d.p. cb 2006
Ocbj. C irrin.e Mryrpjfjn. jgny abe hrcb.e cb 2006
Wow. I’ve fallen into the weird, and not in the good way. Please follow along and try to figger:
I intended to, and actually keyboarded Since I googled Motorcycle Cult and joined up in 2006. But the topmost line you see on this post is what showed up. I got giddy and called my wifey to watch me type it out again. She and the kiddies watched, and the second line is what showed up!!! T horoughly exuberated, I rejoiCed, but wifey suggested cutting and pasting from Word, which is what I’m doing now. This is what I wrote, cut and pasted from Word.
WTFingF!!!!!
Ocbj. C irrin.e Mryrpjfjn. jgny abe hrcb.e cb 2006
Wow. I’ve fallen into the weird, and not in the good way. Please follow along and try to figger:
I intended to, and actually keyboarded Since I googled Motorcycle Cult and joined up in 2006. But the topmost line you see on this post is what showed up. I got giddy and called my wifey to watch me type it out again. She and the kiddies watched, and the second line is what showed up!!! T horoughly exuberated, I rejoiCed, but wifey suggested cutting and pasting from Word, which is what I’m doing now. This is what I wrote, cut and pasted from Word.
WTFingF!!!!!
Last edited by Zer0 on Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
The FBI guy told me he only gets one from each, so it looks like you've got a double. Oh and sorry i never answered your PM a ways back, you'll never believe how I keep forgetting, short term memory FTL. Of course now I'm afraid to go back...
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Umm. Okay. And as to the request in my PM?Beemer Dan wrote:Oh and sorry i never answered your PM a ways back, you'll never believe how I keep forgetting, short term memory FTL. Of course now I'm afraid to go back...
Anything?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
So yeah, Joe. This has been happening ever since I joined way back in aught six.
I have regular Yahoo, fwiw.
I have regular Yahoo, fwiw.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I'm so glad I get to interact with you classy bunch of classy people. I laughed really hard at this thread. Yet I have nothing to add to it. Carry on.Zim wrote:I used to have regular yahoo also, before I got married.Zer0 wrote:I have regular Yahoo, fwiw.
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
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2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams