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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Another talented bike handler

Post by MATPOC » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:25 pm

I'm not in love with soundtrack, but rider is a rare talent

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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:28 pm

I am a weak sack of shit.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile

Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

stiles
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Mid Atlantic

Post by stiles » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:00 pm

I've seen that guy before. Unfuckingbelievable.
"If we cannot be free, we can at least be cheap" - Frank Zappa

WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:06 pm

The sick part is that is his shit from a couple of years ago.

Here is his shit from just recently...

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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:58 am

Gobstruck. :shock:

A couple of things kept running through my mind.
1. Thank goodness he lives in the U.K., he'd NEVER be able to get insurance here!
2. God I miss Scotland!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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Pattio
Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
Location: the Olde Wheelery

Post by Pattio » Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:17 am

omg

That is truly what I would call 'making it look easy'.
-Pattio-

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:33 am

Wow. Just brilliant wow.


Dying to get a bicycle again...

goose
Pâté de Foie Gras
Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin

Post by goose » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:05 am

i now feel profoundly inept
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP

"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider

Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9

FastCat
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Location: Pacific NorthWET
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Post by FastCat » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:42 am

Bah, I coulda done that...

...25 years ago.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.

absent_carlo
Magnum Jihad
Location: St. Paul, MN

Post by absent_carlo » Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:23 pm

That is one of my favorites...it's my "So you are new to the Interwebs" video. :-) I'm not the biggest Band of Horses fan, but the music works well in that.

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sandor
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Philthadelphia, Pa

Post by sandor » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:50 pm

absent_carlo wrote:That is one of my favorites...it's my "So you are new to the Interwebs" video. :-) I'm not the biggest Band of Horses fan, but the music works well in that.
i hear that - most any video with david belle also stays at the top of my list as well.

ghost
High Kommand
Location: somewhere between here and there

Post by ghost » Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:07 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:The sick part is that is his shit from a couple of years ago.

Here is his shit from just recently...
Hadn't seen that one yet. Front flips. Damn.
Loud pipes impede cell phone conversations.

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