Seriously, how shall I count the ways this is just bad?
The overt message?
The religious stuff?
The sick-inducing nodding?
The awful lyrics?
The phoney choreography?
The list just goes on and on...
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Worst Music Video EVER.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Worst Music Video EVER.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
was wondering the same thing. Wow. I mean, does anyone really think this kind of schlock will get kids to conform? that really is bad. like real bad.Mean Chuck wrote:Is this the new hitler youth?
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
Fuck!
I made it 61 seconds, do I get some sort of prize? Argh, holy shit that video freaks me out.
Coming soon from X-tReMe PoWeR, a new album feature great hits like:
"If you aren't white, you aren't right!"
"Love God or burn in Hell"
"Hands off your naughty bits!"
"Ethnic cleansing is KeWL!"
I made it 61 seconds, do I get some sort of prize? Argh, holy shit that video freaks me out.
Coming soon from X-tReMe PoWeR, a new album feature great hits like:
"If you aren't white, you aren't right!"
"Love God or burn in Hell"
"Hands off your naughty bits!"
"Ethnic cleansing is KeWL!"
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
I've seen crap like this work before. In High School we had a herd (pun intended!) of people like this. It all started from one stoner "Christian" kid and soon they opened up a skate park, booked bands and used the lamest propaganda but it worked.goose wrote:was wondering the same thing. Wow. I mean, does anyone really think this kind of schlock will get kids to conform? that really is bad. like real bad.Mean Chuck wrote:Is this the new hitler youth?
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
They have a 'Welcome to our creepy church' video which shows a "Store" where they cash in tickets for toys and candy. Obey and you can have some gum or a Nerf ball.
There is a 6:42 minute "The Making of our First Two Music Videos on Authority". Gah. (Please don't click... it's not worth it.)
There is a 6:42 minute "The Making of our First Two Music Videos on Authority". Gah. (Please don't click... it's not worth it.)
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Smokey
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle
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Man: I need something stronger.
Male voice (medicine cabinet): Take four red capsules. In 10 minutes, take two more. Help is on the way.
Male voice (medicine cabinet): Take four red capsules. In 10 minutes, take two more. Help is on the way.
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My Little Pony
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Maine
Oh DG, I think that really is the worst music video ever. It's just so bad I'm speechless. It reminds me of the shit they used to feed us in the church youth group I was in in my pre-teen years. Wow, that is so bad, I'm going to have to share it.
Every dollar we spend is a vote for how we want the world to be
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
I'm not sure why, but that video reminded me of this, which is equally atrocious (for different but oddly similar reasons).
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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
so I checked one of their "more grown up" videos, really, not much of an improvement. "coming soon to an empty coffee shop near you"SSCAM wrote:I'm not sure why, but that video reminded me of this, which is equally atrocious (for different but oddly similar reasons).
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Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
- Contact:
First two things that popped in my head:
...and, God rest his soul:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
...and, God rest his soul:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
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