Explaining his theory, Robertson said, "Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities that people were planning on doing will have to be postponed by a day or two."__ Additionally, he argued, God shut down major airports in the New York area "so that people who were hoping to fly to do something of a gay nature would have to take a train or a bus, so it might be days before the gay thing they were going to do could occur."
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Go do something gay.
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guitargeek
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Go do something gay.
Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Planning To Drive To Do Something Gay
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DOUBLE POSTING IS FUCKING GAY
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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rolly
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guitargeek
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Sure, if you do it right...dozer wrote:DOUBLE POSTING IS FUCKING GAY
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
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This really hurts my brain...I mean really...people think like this? ::wince::
On a side (and only barely related) note, the mother of the girl I'm almost going to hire as our #1 babysitter made a side comment today that I took as being a veiled anti-gay thing... Can't decide if that makes the kid a cultural threat in my household or if I misunderstood the mother. Interesting...
-Rench
On a side (and only barely related) note, the mother of the girl I'm almost going to hire as our #1 babysitter made a side comment today that I took as being a veiled anti-gay thing... Can't decide if that makes the kid a cultural threat in my household or if I misunderstood the mother. Interesting...
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"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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Beemer Dan
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I've always thought that anal sex melts the snow off the streets, that's why there's never any snow in Las Vegas. Oh, and I think he's forgetting about what goes on in airport bathrooms:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig
Since it's just raining here in the PNW I'm assuming that we're free to go eat a bag of dicks without fear of making gawd mad.
Even the jealous and vengeful storm god Yaweh would approve eh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig
Since it's just raining here in the PNW I'm assuming that we're free to go eat a bag of dicks without fear of making gawd mad.
Even the jealous and vengeful storm god Yaweh would approve eh?
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Wait...wait, wait wait wait...so what this guy is saying is, essentially, that road travel and air travel are mainly tools of the homosexuals and have no purpose for heterosexuals?
Forget flying, he's basically saying that straight men don't drive, isn't he?
Forget flying, he's basically saying that straight men don't drive, isn't he?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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It's humor folks.
Not that Robertson hasn't said equally absurd things (though much more offensive).
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funn ... ertson.htm
Not that Robertson hasn't said equally absurd things (though much more offensive).
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funn ... ertson.htm
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It's okay, I reallllly wanted Christopher Walken to run for president...rolly wrote:Rolly is gullible and annoyed.
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Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
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Wait...doesn't the lemon go with the teabags?Beemer Dan wrote:I thought that when life gives you lemons you're supposed to have a lemon party?The Shifty Jesus wrote:When life gives you lemons...a toboggan seats 4...yea!
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BTW GG,
http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16616517
Luckily down here the roads didn't ice over, so the Florida Gays have had no problem whatsoever driving all the way up to Southern Georgia to do gay stuff.
http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=16616517
Luckily down here the roads didn't ice over, so the Florida Gays have had no problem whatsoever driving all the way up to Southern Georgia to do gay stuff.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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I crash a lot.
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Oh noes! I double posted! Spiderman did make me gaayyyyy!
Oh noes! I double posted! Spiderman did make me gaayyyyy!
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.