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1959 Chevy Bel Air Vs Chevy Malibu
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
1959 Chevy Bel Air Vs Chevy Malibu
Interesting results. Enjoy
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'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
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FastCat
- Δv/Δt = Whoopass
- Location: Pacific NorthWET
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the in-car views are most-telling. ...all that mass doesn't do the driver any good when the steering column gets pushed into his chest and the roof smashes his head.
Of course, if the same engineering applies to both vehicles, the more mass, the better.
...and it's kind of a shame to see a nice straight car like that smashed.
Of course, if the same engineering applies to both vehicles, the more mass, the better.
...and it's kind of a shame to see a nice straight car like that smashed.
guitargeek wrote:I just lubed my dad's nipples.
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Old GM cars are horribly bad in off-set frontal impact, it's a known thing but was not publicized. Cars as recent as FWD Cutlass that was retired in '94 have only been tested and passed in full front impact. I remember seeing somewhere in print that 40mph (closing speed) crash similar to the one in the video will shatter both legs of the driver in any Cutlass like car (Chevy Celebrity, Pontiac 6000, Buick Century) I had a couple of them, glad I never tested it. The way body on them is designed there is not a strong connection between left and right sides of the body (frame) and it just folds on one side without dissipating impact force through the whole body like all modern cars do now.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Shit! Cars are dangerous and should be outlawed, everyone should be made to ride motorcycles.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
This is sooo 2009...
http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php ... 70&start=0
Still, a nice vid to revisit.
http://utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php ... 70&start=0
Still, a nice vid to revisit.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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A lot of people think that the heavy construction old cars are safer in a crash than modern autos. I hear it repeated ad nauseam that a boat like the the 59 Bel Air would just go right through a newer car like it was made of tissue paper with minimal damage to itself.Sisyphus wrote:What was the point of that? The results are what I'd call predictable.
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
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piccini9 wrote:Shit! Cars are dangerous and should be outlawed, everyone should be made to ride motorcycles.
+1000
-- The Mag
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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