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Semi vs concrete

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
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Semi vs concrete

Post by MATPOC » Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:45 pm

That driver needed new shorts


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Post by rolly » Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:02 pm

Yeah, that's some nightmare fuel.

FYI the caption on the video is wrong, highway 401 doesn't go near Barrie. It was actually 401 Milton, about a half hour from my place.

Unbelievable that no one was hurt.

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:10 pm

Shazam.

That's some gnarly shit!
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Post by Bigshankhank » Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:39 am

Semi vs concrete
So who'dya think won?
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Post by MATPOC » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:04 am

I had similar but much smaller moment on a motorcycle in the early 90's, barreling down in the left lane I just noticed two sets headlights up ahead moving very erratically, I sat up and took a face full of broken glass and also watched the cap from pick up sailing overhead. (I did not have a helmet on) Some kid in Camaro lost it doing a ton though the curve and clipped a pick up, both hit the barriers hard.

I also seen some nasty 18wheeler crashes, but only aftermath, mostly exploding tankers come to mind.

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