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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

I fucking LOVE my man cave.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:25 pm

I'm seriously going to have to dedicate a little bit of time towards getting it fully dialed in. It needs a lagering cooler, a kegerator, a couch, better organization, and a better sound system.
Really, though, I was working out there (my garage) yesterday, and I just feel so very fortunate to have it.
I look around, and am literally surrounded by awesome motorcycles, boxes of parts, and stacks of tires. (And never mind the fact that not all of the motos are mine, I still love having them there!)
I've got enough tools to where I almost never have to say "I am just not equipped to do that."
I've got gallons upon gallons of beer, brewing its happy little ass off.
I've got snowboards in the corner, and a surfboard on the wall.
I've got metal art in one corner, and a pile of raw materials in another.

It's like a warm, fuzzy (albeit messy) blanket for the soul, and puts a smile on my face almost every time I open the door.
Sometimes, when I'm on my way to the kitchen, I will have to stop, open the door, and just look at it for a second, and breathe a contented sigh.
Ahhhhhh.

:)


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guitargeek
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Post by guitargeek » Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:57 pm

Pics, man!
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Feb 06, 2011 9:47 pm

guitargeek wrote:Pics, man!

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That heartwarming story is worthless without pics.
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Post by dozer » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:00 pm

I've got to put up some video or some pics of my fucking spot sometime soon...yay man caves!
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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Feb 07, 2011 1:28 am

I will post pics very soon.
Methinks it will be in the F&C section. That will give me the motivation I've been lacking to get the renovation project underway.
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MoraleHazard
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Location: Stamford, CT

Post by MoraleHazard » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:13 am

+1 on pics. I'm cavin' the garage too, but it's been so cold (except yesterday) I haven't really hung out in it.
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Post by guitargeek » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:07 am

MoraleHazard wrote:+1 on pics. I'm cravin' the garage too, but it's been so cold
That's my excuse, though it's really not so bad in the shop. There's a couple space heaters and it's insulated, but we got down around 0 a couple nights this week. Space heaters can only do so much.

Really, though, my main problem is that Arthur Itis son of a bitch has me all stove up. Hard to get around lately.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
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xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:52 pm

PIX!!

I need to rebuild my man cave. I was hoping that when we moved to the PNW our Baltimore casa would sell, so I've been procrastinating. No luck on the house selling though. I need to get crackin, not even space to fix a sammich at this point. It looks a lot like this:

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MoraleHazard
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Post by MoraleHazard » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:27 pm

guitargeek wrote:
MoraleHazard wrote:+1 on pics. I'm cravin' the garage too, but it's been so cold
That's my excuse, though it's really not so bad in the shop. There's a couple space heaters and it's insulated, but we got down around 0 a couple nights this week. Space heaters can only do so much.

Really, though, my main problem is that Arthur Itis son of a bitch has me all stove up. Hard to get around lately.
Sorry to hear about that. It's got to suck in the cold weather. My hands are what gets really cold, don't know why when the rest of me is okay.
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