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Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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I learned how to breast cake today!

Post by Beemer Dan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:31 pm

I think I'm still in shock...

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ic93AKpR_pQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:12 pm

A quick search tells me she has 32HH breasts. Typing this, I feel my back hurting.
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce

tumbler
The Business
Location: Carmichaels, PA
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Post by tumbler » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:54 pm

did you see the size of those plums? i've never seen plums that big, right off the tree!

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:11 am

Batcans

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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Rock
Superfudge!
Location: East Coast
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Post by Rock » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:52 am

Katie Price AKA Jordan..... she bent it with Beckham....
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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:44 am

Thanks, I really enjoyed that.


In other news, I've got a sudden craving for plum cake. Anyone have a video on how to make one?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

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JoJoLesh
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Post by JoJoLesh » Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:50 pm

Thats really more of a pie idnt it?
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche

Beemer Dan
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Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:21 pm

JoJoLesh wrote:Thats really more of a pie idnt it?
The cake is a pie?
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:58 pm

Yes, a pie, one that should be cooled on a rack.

:|

I'll leave now,.
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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:15 pm

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12ci
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Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia

Post by 12ci » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:56 pm

tis not a cake or a pie


its a tart

and a mighty tasty looking one, too, if'n you like plums...
today you decide what tomorrow will bring

rc26
The Devil's Banana
Location: Va.

Post by rc26 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:36 am

Oh my. Watching that video drove me plum crazy!

Reminds me of a favorite childhood nursery (not to be confused with nursing) rhyme. A slightly modified version.

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating Jordan's pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am'!
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:21 am

First time I watched it, I realized, "Hey, she didn't take the pits out of the plumbs" then I watched it again. Guess I missed it the first time. Weird

Nice cinematography
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

DarkMistress
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Post by DarkMistress » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:15 am

Wow. This is so not about cake.
That's what she said.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:35 am

DarkMistress wrote:Wow. This is so not about cake.
Au contraire, madame -- rather, I think we're having a discrepancy regarding the definition of "cake."

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Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:11 pm

No discrepancies here, bub.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:08 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:
JoJoLesh wrote:Thats really more of a pie idnt it?
The cake is a pie?
But it's so delicious and moist!
Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
RIP Craig Houston - forever in my heart
06 Kawasaki Ninja 650R - Feroluce

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