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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
A. That water looks familiar.
B. blackletter.org wasn't even asked about during my TS screening.
B. blackletter.org wasn't even asked about during my TS screening.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
<locust valley lockjaw>Why yes Muffy, that is a 30mm chaingun with coax 7.62. It's simply fabulous. Julian at the club was simply delighted with it.</locust valley lockjaw>
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
____________
'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
____________
It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
The Porsche Cayenne, the Fairfield County F150. Mount a machine gun and it's a technical.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
____________
'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
____________
It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
____________
'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R
____________
It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
+1, and titles you like.Jaeger wrote:Send an address?Rock wrote: send comic books......
--Jaeger
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Jamie Rock: 2nd Matecalamari kid wrote:+1, and titles you like.Jaeger wrote:Send an address?Rock wrote: send comic books......
--Jaeger
USNS SGT MATEJ KOCAK T-AK3005
C/O MSCO, PSC 466 BOX 36
FPO AP 96595
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Apropos of nothing at all....
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Oh, what now? Playboy bunnies this time? <sheesh>
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Uh oh. You cleaning up messes again? Or still sitting on your desert island sipping umbrella drinks?Rock wrote:this isn't the matrix
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
Saving the world, BAH!
I know you are just sitting around, getting tanned and
sucking up MY tax dollars!!!
oh wait, thats me too. Minus the whole tanning thing....
carry on then

I know you are just sitting around, getting tanned and
sucking up MY tax dollars!!!
oh wait, thats me too. Minus the whole tanning thing....
carry on then
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
I hear the radiation helps with grey hair. 
Just remember, 4-6 hours for the suit and change your filters as often
as you can. The particles in the dust will fk you up....
Be safe dude.
Just remember, 4-6 hours for the suit and change your filters as often
as you can. The particles in the dust will fk you up....
Be safe dude.
'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
_________________________________
Gene Police!
You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
-“…Despite the massive masculinity which a new BMW inflicts upon the senses of passersby, there is something almost ladylike in the manner in which it attacks a curve. A feminine determination to win through manipulation, to bend the curve to its will.
'77 BMW bike ad
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
Yeah...not so much with the super powers thing.....
We're back in the Lagoon on Double standby
#1 Japan
#2 The Middle East (yeah there are revolts still going on) and if anybody is taking note the US just "shut down Bahrain" to US citizens.
With the "House of Saud" rolling troops in things will be interesting.
So, back to my Gin and Vodka Habit... (due to a jellyfish and baracuda infestation all swimming/snorkeling is off limits and the last joker that tried it got medivaced out)
less than a months to go....
We're back in the Lagoon on Double standby
#1 Japan
#2 The Middle East (yeah there are revolts still going on) and if anybody is taking note the US just "shut down Bahrain" to US citizens.
With the "House of Saud" rolling troops in things will be interesting.
So, back to my Gin and Vodka Habit... (due to a jellyfish and baracuda infestation all swimming/snorkeling is off limits and the last joker that tried it got medivaced out)
less than a months to go....

- Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
- Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
Yeah, what Jonny said.
Here I sit after work having commuted a whole seven miles home and there is Rock across the world not even coming home for months on end, potentialy being exposed to radiation and bullets and ied's and shit!
We owe you big time.
I'm just sayin'!
Here I sit after work having commuted a whole seven miles home and there is Rock across the world not even coming home for months on end, potentialy being exposed to radiation and bullets and ied's and shit!
We owe you big time.
I'm just sayin'!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
Send Rev, Davros, Bestguess, MH and the other Balt/DC/NJ/CT/East Coast/West coast/ Subterrean/ Outer stratosphere folks thanks because after this silliness they will have a lot to deal with.Rev wrote:Some of us have to deal with him when he gets home.
This one has fully hit both ends of spectrum and to make it more interesting its not over yet.

- Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
- Contact:
