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rolly
Tim Horton hears a Who?
Location: Greater Trauma Area
Contact:
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Post by rolly » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:26 pm

Warm weather has come
But not to my frozen heart
No money for gas


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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:40 pm

What is your paypal?
I will send you ten dollars.
Then you can go ride.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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dozer
Hammer Time
Location: umbc
Contact:
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Post by dozer » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:26 am

fuck yes sun shining
and nothing to do all day
guess who's going out?
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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Airhead
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Seattle

Post by Airhead » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:16 am

Rode out with Geek Girl
She is off on a long ride
Too wet still for me
'78 R100/7 - good old friend
'76 CB750F - 5th gear works, will get to the new rims eventually
'81 R100RS - "Temporary acquisition...", he says. "Uh huh, that's what you said about the last one.", she says.
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Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:42 am

"Nice day for a ride"
they say to which I reply
"So is every day"
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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:47 am

Yes! Sixty degrees!
Blowing like a whore with a
Fist full of twenties
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:50 am

Two wheel commuting
Rather be on Route 20
Is it August Yet?
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:59 pm

Eighty degrees here.
Sucks about the storm, east coast.
Wish it would fuck off.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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JoJoLesh
Magnum Jihad
Location: Mid-Michigan
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Post by JoJoLesh » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:56 pm

Snowfall this Morning
I thought I moved to the south
Not how it should be
"Be careful that in casting out your devils, you do not cast out the best thing within you – Nietzsche
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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:11 am

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Eighty degrees here.
Sucks about the storm, east coast.
Wish it would fuck off.
Disingenuous!
I will piss your name onto
freshly fallen snow.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:15 am

No, no, honestly
I tried to send you guys spring
Bummed it didn't work
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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MoraleHazard
Vatican Sex Kitten
Location: Stamford, CT

Post by MoraleHazard » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:55 am

It's been sortof almost not spring here in CT. Temps, generally in the lower 40s. Okay to ride, but not very fun. The rain has washed most of the sand and shit out of the roads, but there's still some doozy pot holes.

When it hits the high 40s low 50s then it's comfy for longer rides for me.
666(k) Retirement Plan of the Beast. Only offered by Dis Annuities.
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'91 EX500 (sold)
'04 R1150R

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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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dozer
Hammer Time
Location: umbc
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Post by dozer » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:42 am

It is not spring now
goddamn cold when I go ride
and rainy too, fuck!
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:35 am

MoraleHazard wrote: In Connecticut
Temps are in the low forties
Not quite warm enough

The potholes are huge
But most of the sand is gone
Along with the shit.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.
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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
Contact:
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Post by thrasherbill » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:53 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
Burninator of the Dirt Oval
Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
Contact:
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Post by thrasherbill » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:05 am

Saw on a t-shirt yesterday:

Haikus can be hard
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refrigerator
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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