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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:32 am
...I think I'll miss you most of all, Japanese Grandmother Pornography:
Or maybe not. I was a bit surprised to see this lonely title staring at me from the rack as I briefly sojourned at my local Circle K to take a well held-in piss. But how could I turn away? Japanese kimono granny porn. Wow.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:52 am
The picture makes it look like some sort of Martha Stewardesque gardening programme...can you translate some of the text?
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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BlackSamBonney
- Magnum Jihad
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by BlackSamBonney » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:20 am
..actually the fact it's in a plastic bag and comes with a free DVD in side..is convincing enough for me.......we might not want ALL of the details.....seriusly...think about it...or like me try not to
2009 Suzuki TU 250
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:39 am
All knowledge is learning, and therefore good.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 10:49 am
I wonder if the naughty bits are pixelated
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
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Contact:
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by Bigshankhank » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:08 am
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
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by Metalredneck » Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:02 am
The sub-headline "Salt & Stream" on the cover has me curious...Watersports ayone?
Done.
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
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by Jonny » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:46 am
The resolution is not so sharp and it's a bit hard for me to read (and my Japanese is shite anyway) but it does say something on the left about 13 industry (?) veterans, and then on the right is a list of names and ages. You really want to be sure that you're really getting some well aged porn actors before you put your yen down.
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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Contact:
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by Beemer Dan » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:57 am
motorpsycho67 wrote:I wonder if the naughty bits are pixelated
they only had 8 bit textures back in her day.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit