Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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Hooray for women over 30!!!
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rhinoviper
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Photo
- Bacon Torpedo
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Both these points are true. However, there's usually a money issue - if you have enough money, it's not an issue...-they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
-women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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badi
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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Midliferider
- Yogurt
- Location: Columbus, Ohio... a lone Triumph rider
But what about a huge kilbasa..... sorry, all that talk about sausage
made me hungry, I'll have the eggs and toast please with a cup of coffee. I dated older women most of my life... they were so much more interesting and fun. They seemed to have lots more to talk about. Can't have sex 24..7 you know. Right I know...some of you are saying ... Why not? Ahhh.... youth!
made me hungry, I'll have the eggs and toast please with a cup of coffee. I dated older women most of my life... they were so much more interesting and fun. They seemed to have lots more to talk about. Can't have sex 24..7 you know. Right I know...some of you are saying ... Why not? Ahhh.... youth!
The world is full of warnings. An elevator smells different to a midget.
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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I was fortunate enough to date older women most of my life as well, and I'll admit I was well-trained. 
Older women never had any problem telling me what to do, how hard to do it, and when to stop.
Of course I'm talking about giving... massages.
Older women never had any problem telling me what to do, how hard to do it, and when to stop.Of course I'm talking about giving... massages.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
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Ames.
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rhinoviper
- Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
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Well, it wasn't a milestone birthday, but yes, I'm almost midway into my fourth centruy on this earth. Strangely, I'm feeling better now than I have in almost a decade!badi wrote:Can it be that you just had a big birthday, RV?
Just curious
BTW, Badi, love your sig!
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how much is midway of a fourth century? 200 years?rhinoviper wrote:Well, it wasn't a milestone birthday, but yes, I'm almost midway into my fourth centruy on this earth. Strangely, I'm feeling better now than I have in almost a decade!badi wrote:Can it be that you just had a big birthday, RV?
Just curious
BTW, Badi, love your sig!
I'm not really from around here.
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badi
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Dobbs
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- Location: Aurora
Re: Hooray for women over 30!!!
Too true! Too true!rhinoviper wrote: If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Great post!! I've dated a "few" women over thirty. It has always been a pleasurable experience.
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!
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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Dobbs
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Aurora
That's too funny!!!maniacles wrote:Hear Hear! My favorite line in "Finding Nemo" is when Marlin says to the baby sea turtle: "You're really cute, but I don't understand a thing you say!"
Happy bday RV! You truly are like a fine wine................
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!
Dobbs
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