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Today is 4/20/11. It is the 110th day of the year.
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rc26
- The Devil's Banana
- Location: Va.
Today is 4/20/11. It is the 110th day of the year.
...that is all.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Ok. Thank you for pointing out the screamingly obvious. What next, that gravity still works?
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Does that mean we have to smoke weed or something?
And Gravity is only a theory, you know, like Evolution.
And Gravity is only a theory, you know, like Evolution.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
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Very much so. Neither of which is, however, a hypothesis.piccini9 wrote:Does that mean we have to smoke weed or something?
And Gravity is only a theory, you know, like Evolution.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
And Columbine day as well, may there be enough bong hits to distort time to such a degree that a person could slip through a temporal hole and keep that from happening...rolly wrote:Why yes, it is Adolf Hitler's birthday today.
Put that in your celebratory bong.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
...and yesterday was the 16th anniversary of the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Building in Oklahoma City.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog ... tor-skynet
Beware your microwave ... Terminator conceives the revenge of the machines, including the all-powerful Skynet computers. Photograph: Warner Bros/Rex Features
Is your laptop all of a sudden refusing to obey your commands? Perhaps your iPhone's having a tantrum? If so, there could be a good reason, for tomorrow is the day the machines are set to rise and take over the Earth: at least, if you're a Terminator fan.
Yes, it's Judgment Day for us puny organic life forms. The good times are over and henceforth we can forget about ordering machines to do our dirty work for us. Say goodbye to gadgets, techno-gimmickry and labour-saving devices. Say hello to post-apocalyptic wastelands, mutant rat dinners and frightening numbers of Arnold Schwarzenegger-shaped humanoid deathbots with 'orrible staring red peepers.
Last night at precisely 8.11pm, Skynet, the giant computer network that controls most of the US's weapons, became self aware. Tomorrow it begins its assault on humanity. Two legs bad, quadcore CPUs good. The game's up.
Our only hope in all this is that the Hollywood types have got their dates wrong. After all, Terminator producers have changed their mind about the date of Armageddon more times than the Jehovah's Witnesses. In the TV iteration, the Sarah Connor Chronicles, 19 April 2011 is Judgment Day. However, James Cameron's 1984 debut, Terminator, had it down as 29 August 1997. By the time the non-Cameron directed Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines arrived in cinemas in 2003, the date had conveniently shifted to 24 July 2004.
Cameron himself tweeted last night: "Skynet was supposed to go operational tonight. Instead of machines taking over, we have the very real threat of global warming."
So if your microwave is on the blink, and – in an apparent act of anti-human defiance – your DVD won't eject, perhaps there's no need to worry. That hulking great shape outside your front door is probably just the postman's shadow, and that red machine eye staring back at you is only the standby light on the telly.
Mind you, if the postman starts speaking in an Austrian accent, and you hear the lilting sound of Guns N' Roses echoing from a distant ghetto blaster, it's probably a good idea to slip out the back door and run like the clappers. You have been warned.
Beware your microwave ... Terminator conceives the revenge of the machines, including the all-powerful Skynet computers. Photograph: Warner Bros/Rex Features
Is your laptop all of a sudden refusing to obey your commands? Perhaps your iPhone's having a tantrum? If so, there could be a good reason, for tomorrow is the day the machines are set to rise and take over the Earth: at least, if you're a Terminator fan.
Yes, it's Judgment Day for us puny organic life forms. The good times are over and henceforth we can forget about ordering machines to do our dirty work for us. Say goodbye to gadgets, techno-gimmickry and labour-saving devices. Say hello to post-apocalyptic wastelands, mutant rat dinners and frightening numbers of Arnold Schwarzenegger-shaped humanoid deathbots with 'orrible staring red peepers.
Last night at precisely 8.11pm, Skynet, the giant computer network that controls most of the US's weapons, became self aware. Tomorrow it begins its assault on humanity. Two legs bad, quadcore CPUs good. The game's up.
Our only hope in all this is that the Hollywood types have got their dates wrong. After all, Terminator producers have changed their mind about the date of Armageddon more times than the Jehovah's Witnesses. In the TV iteration, the Sarah Connor Chronicles, 19 April 2011 is Judgment Day. However, James Cameron's 1984 debut, Terminator, had it down as 29 August 1997. By the time the non-Cameron directed Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines arrived in cinemas in 2003, the date had conveniently shifted to 24 July 2004.
Cameron himself tweeted last night: "Skynet was supposed to go operational tonight. Instead of machines taking over, we have the very real threat of global warming."
So if your microwave is on the blink, and – in an apparent act of anti-human defiance – your DVD won't eject, perhaps there's no need to worry. That hulking great shape outside your front door is probably just the postman's shadow, and that red machine eye staring back at you is only the standby light on the telly.
Mind you, if the postman starts speaking in an Austrian accent, and you hear the lilting sound of Guns N' Roses echoing from a distant ghetto blaster, it's probably a good idea to slip out the back door and run like the clappers. You have been warned.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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xaos
- Zaouse!
- Location: North Shore of Oahu
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Last I heard Skynet did indeed become self aware, but it's busy having a threesome with HAL and GLaDOS who recently came back online.
BTW, has anyone else noticed that most weed brownie recipes on the interwebs have four pages and much instruction concerning the preparation of the oil/butter+weed and then end with "now add this to your favorite brownie mix.."?
BTW, has anyone else noticed that most weed brownie recipes on the interwebs have four pages and much instruction concerning the preparation of the oil/butter+weed and then end with "now add this to your favorite brownie mix.."?
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
That is noteworthy!rc26 wrote:the anniversary of my first ride on something with 2 wheels and an engine.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
today I woke up with a smoking hot chick in my bed at 11am, fucked, smoked with her, layed in bed some more, walked outside onto my porch that is right over the river, in my boxers, while eating apple cheerios and drinking coffee with her, also in her underwear..then we got on my motorcycle, rode an hour and a half to find my favorite secret spot by a reservoir, laid down there for three hours with her half naked (cause it's an awesome hidden spot)...then got back on the bike, rode it our of the woods without crashing and on to her house, made dinner, went on her roof to eat it, then set out some blankets and fucked there too, while overlooking the sunset in Baltimore with an 80 degree breeze. Then we laid down, took a little nap, cuddled and chatted some more, I got dressed, got back on my motorcycle and rode home like the devil.
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
You win.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
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JoJoLesh
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Mid-Michigan
- Contact:
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VvjE0bb3ih4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>dozer wrote:today I woke up with a smoking hot chick in my bed at 11am, fucked, smoked with her, layed in bed some more, walked outside onto my porch that is right over the river, in my boxers, while eating apple cheerios and drinking coffee with her, also in her underwear..then we got on my motorcycle, rode an hour and a half to find my favorite secret spot by a reservoir, laid down there for three hours with her half naked (cause it's an awesome hidden spot)...then got back on the bike, rode it our of the woods without crashing and on to her house, made dinner, went on her roof to eat it, then set out some blankets and fucked there too, while overlooking the sunset in Baltimore with an 80 degree breeze. Then we laid down, took a little nap, cuddled and chatted some more, I got dressed, got back on my motorcycle and rode home like the devil.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact: