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EVERYTHING IS MARKED UNREAD!!
First fix:
- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious
cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the
New Posts feature should take care of that.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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by Rock » Fri Apr 29, 2011 11:56 am
OK I want the hat on the right to get DOT approved.....
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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by Toonce(s) » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:02 pm
The words Eldritch Horror come to mind. I think some of those things were seen lurking around in the Mountains of Madness.
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.
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Rock
- Superfudge!
- Location: East Coast
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Contact:
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by Rock » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:04 pm
I think its the flying spaghetti monster pooping out a limey chick.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:32 pm
Toonce(s) wrote:The words Eldritch Horror come to mind. I think some of those things were seen lurking around in the Mountains of Madness.
Euclid would struggle to describe that hat.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Contact:
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by Sisyphus » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:34 pm
You see, that's why they lost the colonies.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:41 pm
The whole point of haute cuture is to get rich women to run around like clowns and laugh at what ridiculous rubbish they'll pay through the nose for.
Whoever designed that hat is high-fiving with his fashion-designer buddies, collecting the money they bet on him not being able to make that woman walk around like someone just nailed ten pounds of roccoco architecture to her forehead.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
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Contact:
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by Rench » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
Best grinder thread in ever. Keep it rolling!
-Rench
"I'm not a schemer..."
"Do you know why it's illegal to put gasoline in a glass container?" - Piccinni
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:12 pm
Rock wrote:
OK I want the hat on the right to get DOT approved.....
That shouldn't be too hard
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Bestguess
- Casper the Friendly Ghost
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by Bestguess » Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:31 pm
Roc,
If you had that hat, that Jersey chick would have totally talked to you
more at Bob's....

'05 SV 650 (SOLD)
'07 Ducati 1098s(Fixing it, Bitches!)
'09 BMW GS 1200
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You there, out of the Pool!!!
-"WTF, that little piece of plastic cost how much...!"me, looking for OEM Duc fairings
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