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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Davis

Perfectly reasonable requests, perfectly reasonable woman.

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sun May 08, 2011 11:17 pm

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"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun May 08, 2011 11:24 pm

:o
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon May 09, 2011 4:06 am

jaysus
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Rock
Superfudge!
Location: East Coast
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Post by Rock » Mon May 09, 2011 4:15 am

Makes me look well adjusted..... :/
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon May 09, 2011 7:15 am

What's more disturbing to me is that someone, somewhere will find this not only understandable but attractive.

:shock:

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Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon May 09, 2011 10:16 am

Once in a while, she's like a nice glass of wine?

My guess is she drinks wine all day every day. :roll:

edit* Nice apartment for a crazy person...
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Mon May 09, 2011 10:31 am

Maybe it's someone else's apartment.
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gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

Post by gazza » Mon May 09, 2011 4:07 pm

Cheetah woman and I have the same rocking chair.
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona


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2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.

1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
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WeAintFoundShit
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon May 09, 2011 11:26 pm

I like it how even the crazy cat lady's cat carries a look of "Ohhh god... What the fuck NOW?"
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

I crash a lot.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Tue May 10, 2011 4:01 am

gazza wrote:Cheetah woman and I have the same rocking chair.
Find help now, Gaz. You're already on the slippery slope.

gazza
Minister of Weather Control
Location: Andalucia

Post by gazza » Wed May 11, 2011 1:38 pm

I know, right. ROAR!
The Wakening of the Ancient Ice Cthulhu.
2001 Speedtona


2004 Triumph RS - TOURFIGHTER - cryogenically stored in SoCal.
2016 Scomadi 125
2007 Suzuki DRZ 400 SM - sold
2006 Evil Duc - sold via permission from Rock.

1973 CB 750 - SOLD!
http://rockersnotfighters.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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SSCAM
Barista of Doom
Location: The Fifth Circle

Post by SSCAM » Wed May 11, 2011 2:09 pm

I'd hit it.

with a brick.
de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.

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