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First fix:
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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- open the menu at the top
- hit New Posts to see what's actually new and browse the new stuff from there
- go back to the Forum Index
- open the menu at the top again
- click Mark forums read
this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
PLEASE NOTIFY THE ADMINISTERRERRERR ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS!
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
If you have problems logging in, posting, or doing anything else, please get in touch.
You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Another use for the spoiler tag
A guy walks into a drugstore and buys a box of condoms. The cashier rings him up and says:
*this actually happened to me two days ago.
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Ooh that's cool, much classier than the old ROT13!
BTW, does anyone else like to buy other random stuff with condoms just to freak out the people at the register?
5 hour energy drink x4
bananas x2
carburettor cleaner
greeting card
5lb bag of salt
condoms
BTW, does anyone else like to buy other random stuff with condoms just to freak out the people at the register?
5 hour energy drink x4
bananas x2
carburettor cleaner
greeting card
5lb bag of salt
condoms
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
I do too.
Kitty litter, a camping tarp, a car battery, 6 tiny flashlights, some DVD-Rs, 3 gallons of milk, potting soil, a large jug of canola oil, condoms (of various sizes), a large fishbowl, nametags...
And then at the checkout... Grab a kit-Kat and ask the clerk, "is this candy?"
"yes."
"oh, ok, I wasn't sure."
Even better is when you keep it simple.
2 or 3 items:
Plastic wrap, raquet balls, condoms.
Rope, hunting vest, condoms.
Bee Pillow pal, condoms.
Pokemon game, bag of candy, condoms.
Justin beiber DVD, condoms.
Etc...
Kitty litter, a camping tarp, a car battery, 6 tiny flashlights, some DVD-Rs, 3 gallons of milk, potting soil, a large jug of canola oil, condoms (of various sizes), a large fishbowl, nametags...
And then at the checkout... Grab a kit-Kat and ask the clerk, "is this candy?"
"yes."
"oh, ok, I wasn't sure."
Even better is when you keep it simple.
2 or 3 items:
Plastic wrap, raquet balls, condoms.
Rope, hunting vest, condoms.
Bee Pillow pal, condoms.
Pokemon game, bag of candy, condoms.
Justin beiber DVD, condoms.
Etc...
-- The Mag
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1970 Chevelle SS
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
A lady walks into a grocery store and buys 2 oranges, a box of cereal, a pound of chicken and some trash bags.
The checker rings everything up and says, "Ah, you must be single."
The lady smiles and says, "Wow, that's right! You could figure that out from the things I bought?"
Checker says,
The checker rings everything up and says, "Ah, you must be single."
The lady smiles and says, "Wow, that's right! You could figure that out from the things I bought?"
Checker says,
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"No, I guessed that because you're fucking ugly."
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
How do you keep an idiot entertained for five minutes?
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Re: Another use for the spoiler tag
ATGATT!!!BackDoorBarbie wrote:you walked out of a drug store wearing condoms?Rabbit_Fighter wrote:*this actually happened to me two days ago.
as far as inappropriate things to buy along with condoms, jr. j takes the win, an economy box of box of condoms, a little girl's pink rain jacket, and his toy ride christmas present.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
does this work for sexy pics too?
ossum.
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"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).