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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:01 pm

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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Sun Jun 05, 2011 1:46 pm

Frankly, the dampening of that suspension is probably more astounding to me than the jump. Science is fucking cool.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:07 am

(Psst. It's "damping.")

But yeah, that is also very cool shit!
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Post by piccini9 » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:19 am

Why was his face all pixillated? Is he The Stig?
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Post by Jonny » Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:22 am

Maybe he looks like Japanese genitalia.

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Post by xtian » Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:18 am

piccini9 wrote:Why was his face all pixillated? Is he The Stig?
http://www.hotwheels.com/teamhw/yellow

wow, that's incredible, it's in fact Tanner Foust!

now who the hell is Tanner Foust ?
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:15 am

Holy crap! That's the host of Top Gear America!
(Thanks wikipedia!)
;)
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:16 am

Jonny wrote:Maybe he looks like Japanese genitalia.
I LOL'd.
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Post by xtian » Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:08 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:Holy crap! That's the host of Top Gear America!
(Thanks wikipedia!)
;)
yeah exactly ! who the hell is (whatshisnameagain ?)
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by goose » Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:02 pm

WeAintFoundShit wrote:(Psst. It's "damping.")

But yeah, that is also very cool shit!
(Psst, actually both words are correct)

DAMPING: Dampening simply means a shock is being slowed in it's upward or downward travel by a force other than the main spring system.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:31 pm

goose wrote:
WeAintFoundShit wrote:(Psst. It's "damping.")

But yeah, that is also very cool shit!
(Psst, actually both words are correct)

DAMPING: Dampening simply means a shock is being slowed in it's upward or downward travel by a force other than the main spring system.
Well then, that's the last time I listen to my physics prof when he gives me lessons about English.

Edit:

Upon further research, I'm sticking to my guns on this one. The correct term is damping. They key here that makes the distinction between damping and dampening is that we're talking about a mechanical oscillator. Damping is a way of energy reduction in such a system, where the closest definition of dampening means to deaden or to soundproof. Close, but not quite.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damping

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/damping
damping (dmpng)
The action of a substance or of an element in a mechanical or electrical device that gradually reduces the degree of oscillation, vibration, or signal intensity, or prevents it from increasing. For example, sound-proofing technology dampens the oscillations of sound waves. Built-in damping is a crucial design element in technology that involves the creation of oscillations and vibrations.

EDIT EDIT: I'm also not going to argue this too heatedly until I get the opinion of a mechanical vibrations professor.
Last edited by WeAintFoundShit on Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:04 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Post by The Shifty Jesus » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:41 pm

No...my pants became a little wet, hence dampening. :mrgreen:
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:46 pm

The Shifty Jesus wrote:No...my pants became a little wet, hence dampening. :mrgreen:
Oh oh OHHHHH....

Well then.
Cary on.
:mrgreen:
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