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WeAintFoundShit
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Now I consider myself a connoiseur of gross videos...

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:34 pm

...but this one got me. Make sure your sound is up.

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iRaaFS-cfGk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:12 am

Can't do it. Not gonna watch.
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Post by thack » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:01 am

mmm. that reminds me, where did i put that jar of mayo?

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Post by Ames » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:01 am

As I sit here eating my Boston Creme Long John, I can't help but think, "That's got to smell pretty nasty." :yuck:
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Post by Jaeger » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:44 am

Hey, Mountain -- want a milkshake?

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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:54 am

With an internet filled with the wonders of motorized/turbocharged barstools, rhesus monkeys riding minibikes and convincing shemales sucking themselves off, why on Earth would you watch this?
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:16 am

Well ya see, it all started out with this:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_th ... world.html

In which is listed the Bot Fly. I think Bot Flies are kind of neat, in a grotesque sort of way, so I went searching for Bot Fly extraction videos. There were only a couple of good ones that I hadn't already seen, but in my search, this came up in one of the sidebars:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcK8_QszUp4

And I thought," well hey, that's pretty gnarly," so I searched more, and found this: http://www.popthatzit.com/2009/03/crazy-boil-explosion/
and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzee7CM_614
which lead to this: http://www.tooshocking.com/videos/2572/ ... ers_of_Pus

And finally to the video I posted, which was really about all I could handle.
There were a lot more in the course of surfing around, but those were the ones that really directed the hunt.
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Post by Ames » Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:34 am

Hidradenitis Suppurativa of the groin, ooh-ick!
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Post by mtne » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:42 pm

Jaeger wrote:Hey, Mountain -- want a milkshake?

--Jaeger
Huh, I suppose it's not good that the video was non-phasing. Definitely more of a vanilla Quick type consistency, with just a hit of strawberry towards the end. Where as the infected morphine drip pustule I squeezed from my moms tummy was more like soft serve french vanilla or tapioca.

Of course if they ever successfully manage to make smellovision work it will change the game entirely............
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