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WeAintFoundShit
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WOW! THIS FIXES EVERYTHING!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1

Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:04 am

:roll:

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tO8FEcqxjug" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


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I crash a lot.

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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:06 am

That makes my throat hurt just looking at it.
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Post by Sisyphus » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:11 am

Order now and get a free pair of shorts. Buy two or more and get an additional pair of flip flops!!
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Rock
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Post by Rock » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:42 am

so, if he gets tossed over the handle bars will it remove his nads?
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Post by Davros » Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:43 am

Rock wrote:so, if he gets tossed over the handle bars will it remove his nads?
We can only hope.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.

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Post by Ames » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:04 am

If that comes in fleshtone the phallic-joke possibilities are endless! :lol:
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Post by CarolinaBoy » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:08 am

I've always wanted a dick on my tank.

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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:46 am

[ pic of that south park contraption conveyance wheel thing that simulates being double-teamed ] who can fix this?
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:20 am

Of all the stupid ass claims, my favorite is "Better Braking."

Reminds me of this Onion classic:

Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts

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stiles
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Post by stiles » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:39 am

"Brain death is something science still knows very little about," said Chrysler safety engineer Tom Savini,
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:57 am

All of my thoughts on this device have already been said in this thread, I love you guys :lol:


Edit: just had to add that it should come with this:

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:42 pm

<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms: ... com:153051" width="360" height="293" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base="." flashVars=""></embed>
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Toonce(s)
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Post by Toonce(s) » Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:58 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:embed thingie
That's the one!
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by Ames » Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:11 pm

BDB,
Love the comments you filled in. Please let us know their response. :lol:
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jun 17, 2011 11:32 pm

I think you just won the thread BDB :lol: :lol:
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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