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Post by red » Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:46 am

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/VfBjSEMTkG0?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


:mrgreen:


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Post by MoraleHazard » Fri Jun 24, 2011 5:59 am

Funny. He's a squid though, in flip-flops.
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Post by red » Fri Jun 24, 2011 6:32 am

MoraleHazard wrote:Funny. He's a squid though, in flip-flops.
It's ok, he's probably wearing these:

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Post by guitargeek » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:03 am

He lives about 100 miles from here, so I added him to The Book of Faces and sent him to blackletter.org

He sends you kudos, Johnboy, for spotting the sandals! :D
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Post by red » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:18 am

guitargeek wrote:He lives about 100 miles from here, so I added him to The Book of Faces and sent him to blackletter.org

He sends you kudos, Johnboy, for spotting the sandals! :D
Love the video, it cracked me up! Plus, I think it's a damn good idea.
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Post by guitargeek » Fri Jun 24, 2011 9:34 am

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I think he gets it, we might see him pop up around here in the future...
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Post by piccini9 » Fri Jun 24, 2011 11:36 am

A capital idea.

The douchebag repellent that is, not the moto-sandals. Those are the dumb.
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Post by Beemer Dan » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:13 pm

Right on! The interwebs need more of this guy! The Valentines Day vid was excellent :lol: :lol: :lol: The popo is in the vicinity :lol: :lol: :lol:

If he'd like to link his vids here on a regular basis let him know he is most welcome to do so!

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:24 pm

Beemer Dan wrote:<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Qvxs22JJUJs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
That is adorable and hilarious... Hilorable? Adorious? Either way... good stuff.
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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Jun 24, 2011 1:25 pm

guitargeek wrote:Image

Do want.
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Post by DerGolgo » Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:03 pm

So, the douchbag stopper 5000 is a mix of
50% bear spray
25% police grade pepper spray
20% mace
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10% of that dude's urine.

That's a 105% of stopping power. Ossum!
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Post by calamari kid » Fri Jun 24, 2011 4:17 pm

This guy is freaking hilarious. Nice find.
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Post by Ames » Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:32 pm

His tutorial on hand signals is priceless!

The Valentine's Day video brought tears to my eyes.
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