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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
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Hey Officer, I think you forgot something . . .
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
SCORE!
Sure that's an assault rifle? Looks kinda shotgunny to me.
edit) My mistake, it's a rifle. One of those scary Black Rifles you hear about.
Sure that's an assault rifle? Looks kinda shotgunny to me.
edit) My mistake, it's a rifle. One of those scary Black Rifles you hear about.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Oh man, I've got a couple buddies in SPD who're going to be getting a raft of shit next time I run into them. 
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Absentmindedness? We're not talking about forgetting to attach the new cover sheet to the TPS reports here (despite having repeatedly gotten the memo), that is a deadly weapon and should be treated as such. Leaving it unattended is totally unacceptable, had it been stolen and used to commit a murder I can conceive of this office being held criminally liable. Gunshops cannot distribute weapons randomly, neither should the cops.WeAintFoundShit wrote:Fired.
Sucks, too, because really anyone could do that. One simple bit of absentmindedness...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
My former next door neighbor is a cop in Harlem. One day while he and his partner were attending to some kind of street disturbance, somebody sneaked into their patrol car and stole his lunchbox.
We got him a shirt that says , I "heart" lunchbox. That was pretty funny, and we still bust his chops about it.
Had someone grabbed the 12 gauge of the dashboard and started shooting, that would have been not funny.
Thia aint like leaving your early morning mochachino soy latté on the roof of your car, It'a fucking M-16.
We got him a shirt that says , I "heart" lunchbox. That was pretty funny, and we still bust his chops about it.
Had someone grabbed the 12 gauge of the dashboard and started shooting, that would have been not funny.
Thia aint like leaving your early morning mochachino soy latté on the roof of your car, It'a fucking M-16.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Failing to secure your weapon, especially in that manner is pretty damn serious. While I'm sure the police union will appeal the termination (negligence vs. gross negligence issue), this guy isn't getting a real job back anytime soon. Even if he's back with the force, he's likely to end up as Officer Milkbox or some other shit job pushing papers.WeAintFoundShit wrote:Fired.
Sucks, too, because really anyone could do that. One simple bit of absentmindedness...
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Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
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WeAintFoundShit
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Davis
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. Still, it sucks. I mean who HASN'T forgotten something important, or done something dumb when they had too much on their mind? (Un)fortunately, something as serious and dangerous as a locked and loaded assault weapon comes with higher standards. Higher standards don't change reality, though, and people still do slip up. If that wasn't true, then most of us wouldn't ever need to wear helmets.goose wrote:Failing to secure your weapon, especially in that manner is pretty damn serious. While I'm sure the police union will appeal the termination (negligence vs. gross negligence issue), this guy isn't getting a real job back anytime soon. Even if he's back with the force, he's likely to end up as Officer Milkbox or some other shit job pushing papers.WeAintFoundShit wrote:Fired.
Sucks, too, because really anyone could do that. One simple bit of absentmindedness...
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene
I crash a lot.
I crash a lot.
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Mean Chuck
- Delaware Destroyer
If she hadn't left her M16 on the back of her car she could have shot him!goose wrote:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
Oh, yeah, uh, I mean Yes. Yes! Yes of course. When I said, "SCORE!" I meant. "Here is a wonderful opportunity for me to perform a spontaneous act of civic duty." You know, do some good service for the greater good by keeping that Evil Black Rifle out of the hands of Bad People.Ames wrote:I'm with RM on this one, I'd have to take it just because I'd be stopping someone less (ahem) responsible from taking it.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial