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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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My daughter is 15, or Christ I'm old.
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
My daughter is 15, or Christ I'm old.
Yesterday, July 12, 2011, my daughter turned 15.
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I've been listening to way too much black metal lately hence the grim expressions.
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I've been listening to way too much black metal lately hence the grim expressions.
Cultus Diabolus, Laus ut Flamma, Cultus Obscurum, Amplexus Fatum
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
perfect, I was planning on coming to texas in 3 years anyway....

"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Just remember: Berto's a gun nut and a paramedic. He has the power to shoot you full of holes, patch you up, then shoot you full of new holes.dozer wrote:perfect, I was planning on coming to texas in 3 years anyway....
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
The gift that keeps on giving.guitargeek wrote:Just remember: Berto's a gun nut and a paramedic. He has the power to shoot you full of holes, patch you up, then shoot you full of new holes.dozer wrote:perfect, I was planning on coming to texas in 3 years anyway....
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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MagnusTheBuilder
- Arbiter of Beard
- Location: Denver, CO
- Contact:
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
- Contact:
- BlackSamBonney
- Magnum Jihad
I love teenagers...serusily..have two of my own..
I love the look on her face..tells the whole story..
"OMG my dad is dork, If I didn't love him,there is no way I would be standing here while a picture is taken of him being a super dork with his arm around me, please let this be over quik, and please god don't let him post it on some fourm where all my friends can see it"
I think adults get too good at hiding thier feelings.
Mine is 14 and looks like she is 20...thinking seriusly about getting her a t-shirt with the words "JAIL BAIT" on it just because she has been hit on by older men so many times...some right in front of me!
she should have some kind of warning.
I love the look on her face..tells the whole story..
"OMG my dad is dork, If I didn't love him,there is no way I would be standing here while a picture is taken of him being a super dork with his arm around me, please let this be over quik, and please god don't let him post it on some fourm where all my friends can see it"
I think adults get too good at hiding thier feelings.
Mine is 14 and looks like she is 20...thinking seriusly about getting her a t-shirt with the words "JAIL BAIT" on it just because she has been hit on by older men so many times...some right in front of me!
she should have some kind of warning.
2009 Suzuki TU 250
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
1985 Honda Elite 250-urban assault scooter
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
Feeling your pain, my sixteen year-old daughter is 5'10" and a senior this year. We're already looking at colleges and financial aid. Wait until you get to THAT stage.
Dozer, you're a cad, and I love you for it!
Dozer, you're a cad, and I love you for it!
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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dozer
- Hammer Time
- Location: umbc
- Contact:
ROADTRIP!
"All you lazy bastards, you don't build no castles!"
-Jim Bishop.
-Jim Bishop.
Sisyphus wrote: If, on the other hand, a full-on revolution starts within one year, you will provide me your mailing address and I will send you the balsa wood box for you to eat. Provided I haven't already eaten it. In which case I will send you an object of equal or lesser value that hasn't been eaten, provided it is as edible as balsa and is of nearly equvalent volume (empty).
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
I wouldn't worry about Dozer and my 16 y.o. ............... she would kick his ass. No really. Granted she's tall enough he'd likely just hope to loose an eye to her nipples...............
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
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08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
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bndgkmf
- The Statutory Ape
- Location: Frisconsin
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
I find it's easier, and more efficient, to communicate with my daughter via the interweb. It's the only time I get her attention.bndgkmf wrote:Sam, Ames, Mtne, do you guys "understand" your daughters? And what are these "feelings" they speak of.
Seriously though, we do have a pretty good relationship, and she's really open about communicating with The Hot Wife of DOOM!(tm), but it's a bit of a struggle for me to accept that our relationship has changed in the last couple of years and I'm trying to keep up with how and sort of re-learn who she is. Part of life and growing up.
On the plus side, she's into all the geeky shit I am, so we have that.
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
- mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
I have a limited idea. I'm actually not a parent in that respect as I have no day to day interaction, they live in Manhattan with their mom's. I do try and keep up using FB (why I signed up) and txt, but even then it's like pulling teeth. Sarah's been in Japan for 5 of 7 weeks, hasn't emailed or updated her blog. One email to her mom telling her what she wanted her to bring to the airport when getting picked up...... fairly independent I guess.
At least I got one of them fairly interested in bikes.....

Funny how she could flat foot the 1200GS at 15 and stand up my 950SE........... 37" seat height.......
At least I got one of them fairly interested in bikes.....

Funny how she could flat foot the 1200GS at 15 and stand up my 950SE........... 37" seat height.......
How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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08' Husky TE610 - Everything a KLR wants to be...
Yeah I'm a Bike Slut in remission
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Metalredneck
- Largely Uncontroversial
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
I'm only thankful that I have at least another 10-12 years or so before I have to deal with the true realities of having a daughter. Right now she's still little and cute, but...

--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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