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dozer · Post by **dozer** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:36 am

goose · Post by **goose** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:33 pm

hmmm, perhaps there is something to the vegetarianism.

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:48 pm

How the fuck do these people find the time to come up with this stuff?
"Lessee, I bet we could extract the protien from a big pool of shit and eat it."
There was no mention of all the other stuff they have to deal with besides bacterium, like medications, hormones from birth control, cancer drugs and any other garbage your body gets rid of.
Adding "flavor enhancers" like soy is bullshit, because it is also a common allergen and many people have heightened sensitivity to it.
Food coloring? Pure chemicals.
In short, this "scientist" is full of shit.

Post by **Beemer Dan** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:54 pm

two scientists, one cup?

rc26 · Post by **rc26** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:00 pm

Eat shit and die.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:44 pm

The sign on the fridge at 1:33 says it all.

OR

"Soilent Green...it's poople! It's POOPLE!"

bndgkmf · Post by **bndgkmf** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:50 pm

I read a study in a medical journal the other day, JAMA or Lancet I can't recall. Basically, people that have C. Diff infections in their poo can get poo transfusions from healthy people. The healthy bacteria then kills the sick bacteria in the poo. I didn't think this could be topped for poo freakishness, but dammit dozer you've done it.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:30 pm

Oh my...how long before McDonalds gets wind of this? Wait, what am I saying? They're probably sponsoring the guy!

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:28 am

bndgkmf wrote:I read a study in a medical journal the other day, JAMA or Lancet I can't recall. Basically, people that have C. Diff infections in their poo can get poo transfusions from healthy people. The healthy bacteria then kills the sick bacteria in the poo. I didn't think this could be topped for poo freakishness, but dammit dozer you've done it.

Wait, what? What's C. Diff?

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:32 am

Sisyphus wrote:
bndgkmf wrote:I read a study in a medical journal the other day, JAMA or Lancet I can't recall. Basically, people that have C. Diff infections in their poo can get poo transfusions from healthy people. The healthy bacteria then kills the sick bacteria in the poo. I didn't think this could be topped for poo freakishness, but dammit dozer you've done it.
Wait, what? What's C. Diff?

Clostridium difficile

piccini9 · Post by **piccini9** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:47 am

1) Is this shit for real? no pun intended
2) Assuming it is real how come these brainy fucks aren't working on our little overpopulation problem instead?

Seriously, if we are even considering eating shit there are obviously larger issues at hand.

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:48 am

joke apart, shit burger and piss soda would allow explorers to establish a base on mars with minimal food/water stock and let them survive long enough to start growing things.
The most important problem faced so far for what I heard is psychological.
Eating your own crap is something, but stuck on a lonely planet and forced to eat your room mate's is another.

Ames · Post by **Ames** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:22 am

xtian wrote:joke apart, shit burger and piss soda would allow explorers to establish a base on mars with minimal food/water stock and let them survive long enough to start growing things.
The most important problem faced so far for what I heard is psychological.
Eating your own crap is something, but stuck on a lonely planet and forced to eat your room mate's is another.

I, also, thought about the potential for long-term spaceflight...and then I thought about The Human Centipede and my brain shut down from buffer overload.

Sisyphus · Post by **Sisyphus** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:18 am

In gg's post above I read the wiki link and there was a term there that I instantly fell in love with.

Toxic megacolon.

How awesome is that?

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:35 am

I like how the guy says that turd burgers are about 10 to 20 times more expensive than regular meat, but that when sold in volume could be priced equal to meat. "Otherwise, there would be no point."

So . . . you think that people will eat shit burgers only if they are priced the same as meat? I'm guessing that they have not done a lot of market analysis yet.

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