I rather think he captures the attitude of the industry rather well.
Oh, yeah, EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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The Ultimate Rap Song
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Ames
- Megachiroptera Übermench
- Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
- Contact:
The Ultimate Rap Song
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Always thought this was one of his weaker efforts. Kind of like "Another Rides the Bus" by Wierd Al. Its early, not competely developed talent.motorpsycho67 wrote:<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qqXi8WmQ_WM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
It's been posted elsewhere, but...
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<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Bigshankhank wrote:Always thought this was one of his weaker efforts. Kind of like "Another Rides the Bus" by Wierd Al. Its early, not competely developed talent.motorpsycho67 wrote:<iframe width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qqXi8WmQ_WM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Uh..... it was intended to be that way.
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Hard to tell with kids these days what exactly they intend by the things they do.motorpsycho67 wrote: Uh..... it was intended to be that way.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Well I get that the whole thing is a parody, my point is much like Wierd Al's early work it has a certain lack of polish evident in his later songs like Average Regular Normal Guy.motorpsycho67 wrote: Look at his outfit.... I mean the whole thing is ridiculous, a parody.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
Bigshankhank wrote:Well I get that the whole thing is a parody, my point is much like Wierd Al's early work it has a certain lack of polish evident in his later songs like Average Regular Normal Guy.motorpsycho67 wrote: Look at his outfit.... I mean the whole thing is ridiculous, a parody.
What I'm sayin (or should have said) is the lack of polish is intentional.
Must everything be polished? I'll send you a can of Mother's.....
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
A lack of polish can be endearing, but IMHO doing so intentionally pushes the boundary of cheapening the effort. Not necessarily being lazy, but just not caring for the sake of not caring, like leaving your baby in the car but keeping the car running. You obviously don't care enough not to do what's wrong but you care enough to try and get away with it.motorpsycho67 wrote: What I'm sayin (or should have said) is the lack of polish is intentional.
Must everything be polished? I'll send you a can of Mother's.....
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
who could forget Dynamite Hack?
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Or The Gourds - Gin & Juice
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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YES!!
I am not alone!
Takes a real man to belly up to the bar and order a girly drink
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.