I turn into Howard Dean...
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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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Every time I see a spider in the house...
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
- Contact:
Every time I see a spider in the house...
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
My spider discovery vocalizations are a bit higher pitched. Then I google "hermetically sealed housing" after placing a For Sale sign in front of the house.
Goddamn little bastards. Just today I was taking a nap (because I can) and felt an itch on my arm. It was a persistent itch though. Peering over, I see a black, glowing, highly poisonous, tear gas and laser emitting, 10 pound, 1" fang, dog eating winged monster spider crawling around near my arm. Problem was: I couldn't scream and do the icky hand-shaking dance like I usually do because three kids were also taking a nap.
So I bravely got up off the floor after fainting, grabbed a can of air duster stuff (the one with the l-o-n-g red straw), inverted it, and cryogenically ended the shithead. It's still on the floor where I left it, 'cuz I ain't touchin' it!
Eww eww eww!
Goddamn little bastards. Just today I was taking a nap (because I can) and felt an itch on my arm. It was a persistent itch though. Peering over, I see a black, glowing, highly poisonous, tear gas and laser emitting, 10 pound, 1" fang, dog eating winged monster spider crawling around near my arm. Problem was: I couldn't scream and do the icky hand-shaking dance like I usually do because three kids were also taking a nap.
So I bravely got up off the floor after fainting, grabbed a can of air duster stuff (the one with the l-o-n-g red straw), inverted it, and cryogenically ended the shithead. It's still on the floor where I left it, 'cuz I ain't touchin' it!
Eww eww eww!
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
Re: Every time I see a spider in the house...
Here I am imagining you ranting at a spider about going to Washington DC to TAKE. BACK. THE WHITE HOUSE!Beemer Dan wrote:I turn into Howard Dean...
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"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
While pretty wife and I were in the early days of our relationship we went to the local zoo, which had a "spider house" exhibit. Being morbidly fascinated by things that freak me out, I got up real close to the goliath spider which was hunkered down in its fish tank. Then it did that lightning fast legs up back off move. Thankfully the pitch of my "SHITFUCK!!! AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI!!!" was high enough that the group of 3rd grade kids standing behind me weren't corrupted by my foul language. Of course the one who called me a pussy was already there.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Toonce(s)
- Asshat Spambot
- Location: south of cheese
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I like spiders. Even have a spider rescue kit at hand, just an empty yogurt cup, and a piece of paper. They get gently delivered to the world outside, even if it's cold out.
I don't like 'em that much.
Ants get killed, mice get killed, those crazy, nasty, little zillion legger things, they get killed.
Spiders, they get another chance.
I don't like 'em that much.
Ants get killed, mice get killed, those crazy, nasty, little zillion legger things, they get killed.
Spiders, they get another chance.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
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exactly, spiders are useful. I just find it difficult for a few years to drink in the same glass I used to carry out that giant black hairy thing with hooks and all the eyes, I'm afraid I am going to wake up with web splashing out of my butt.
When I hear a terrified scream downstairs, It usually is a butterfly (but other than that the GF is rather normal).
When I hear a terrified scream downstairs, It usually is a butterfly (but other than that the GF is rather normal).
I'm not really from around here.