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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
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Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
Love 27b/6.
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Well that was some interesting reading.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
- Contact:
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guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:
At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
I'm torn between wanting to buy Mr. Thorne a beer or kicking him in the shins for being a jackass.
Making a colleague look bad in front of clients is plain not-on, but who knows, maybe Mr. Dempsey deserves it...we don't know the full story.
For all we know, there is no Mr. Dempsey, and this whole thing is, in fact, an elaborate ruse by Mr. Thorne to mess with someone at HR. There might not even be a Mr. Thorne, which might explain why no action has thus far been taken in regard to Mr. Dempsey's personal property.
Making a colleague look bad in front of clients is plain not-on, but who knows, maybe Mr. Dempsey deserves it...we don't know the full story.
For all we know, there is no Mr. Dempsey, and this whole thing is, in fact, an elaborate ruse by Mr. Thorne to mess with someone at HR. There might not even be a Mr. Thorne, which might explain why no action has thus far been taken in regard to Mr. Dempsey's personal property.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Oh, wait, it's that David Thorne.
EDIT
Love the quote from his kid:
EDIT
Love the quote from his kid:
On being told his minibike had been stolen
"I hope they are riding it and the petrol tank blows up and their legs and arms get blown off and when they are in the hospital they think 'I really wish I hadn't stolen that motorbike'."
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
guitargeek wrote:At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
Anyone with a Nickelback poster anywhere deserves this kind of treatment.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
Brilliant!
[/quote]My Confession
When I was in year ten, I would wag school to catch the bus into the city. I would hide the contents of my schoolbag and go to a christian book store called the 'Open Book', covering two levels and a second hand section in the basement. I would go in with my empty bag, select expensive theological volumes, and fill my bag with several hundred dollars worth. I would then use the toilets to remove any price tags before going downstairs to the basement where they would buy my books for half the retail price. I did this twice a week. I figured that if they caught me I would cry and ask for their forgiveness and as christians they would have let me go but they never caught on. I remember one person buying the entire Amy Grant tape collection when it had been on the shelves not ten minutes before. I was saving for a motorbike and bought a Suzuki Katana. The 'Open Book' went broke a year later so it worked out well for everyone.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
Listening to bad music (even Nickelback bad) doesn't make you fair game for cruelty.thrasherbill wrote:guitargeek wrote:At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
Anyone with a Nickelback poster anywhere deserves this kind of treatment.
Thorne seems like a totally self-centered, elitist prick.
A hillarious, self-centered, elitist prick.
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I disagree. Liking Nickelback to the point of hanging a poster in your workplace automatically qualifies you for any and all cruel treatment and ridicule.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Listening to bad music (even Nickelback bad) doesn't make you fair game for cruelty.thrasherbill wrote:guitargeek wrote:At first, I wanted to pummel Thorne's head into a gooey wet mess, but then I found out that Dempsey has a Nickelback poster, and I was all like "okay".
Anyone with a Nickelback poster anywhere deserves this kind of treatment.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
- Location: belgium
- Contact:
well, as my teachers used to say when I was 12, there are two ways to gather attention to yourself. One is to be a complete idiot and have no boundaries in how idiotic you will act, the second is to do something surprisingly interesting and unique. And there is one that is easier to achieve that the second.
So ok, this is the internet and being a total prick is part of the popularity contest but I think that this guy definitely chose his category. And he didn't realise he's not 12 anymore.
So ok, this is the internet and being a total prick is part of the popularity contest but I think that this guy definitely chose his category. And he didn't realise he's not 12 anymore.
I'm not really from around here.