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First fix:
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Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that,
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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:19 am
http://io9.com/5838975/marijuana-harves ... -horseback
Radio Free Europe as quoted on io9.com wrote:It begins with a freshly showered person riding naked for hours on a clean, washed horse inside a two-meter-high "forest" of marijuana.
Afterwards, the human body and that of the horse are covered with a thick layer of resin mixed with sweat.
This produces a substance that is usually dark brown in color, which is then thoroughly scraped off the human and horse's bodies [...] But it is a lot harder to produce this form of the drug because you need more time to make it.
That's gotta be some killer hash that...I wonder how much blood will be in it.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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by rolly » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:11 pm
Говоря́т, что кур доя́т, too
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:20 pm
rolly wrote:Говоря́т, что кур доя́т, too
Учитывая то, что современные технологии могут сделать, я wouldn не исключает его.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:32 pm
I believe the translation is, "Om nom nom nom."
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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by MATPOC » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:36 am
I think they are fishing for my replies...
Some of my friends were in that part of the world, Chy Valley, a legendary pot growing land, and I have heard some tales about the "plastilin" (translation Play Dough) Proper technique is to roll it in a ball and let it dry dry, than heat up a needle with a lighter and just poke at the ball, inhale the tiny amount of smoke that appears will get you properly stoned if you are new to it.
