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Ideas for OCC
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spectre
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: 100miles from anywhere
- Contact:
Ideas for OCC
Flipping up the channels last night I ran across the the theme bike show , you know the one. I figured they need some new themes, like The cabbage patch doll bike or The monkey wrench bike. Anybody got anyother ideas?
If your going to kick some ass , kick cancers ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kawasaki 750 Spectre
Kawasaki 750 Spectre
Howzabout a Rev-Tech sponsored "procto-scope" bike for this year's A-A-R-P convention. Substitute a custom Black-n-Decker Snakelight (tm) for the usual "hard-tail" seat. Justa thought...
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
OCC! Hey did any of you guys see that episode where they have to get a bike done before a deadline, and the tensions rise? That was a great episode!
I was going to say that they should make a Real Doll bike, but that has kind of been done. . . .
http://www.www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=3117
I was going to say that they should make a Real Doll bike, but that has kind of been done. . . .
http://www.www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?t=3117
"no.
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
motorcycle the finality not is
motorcycle merely medium to achieve action of riding
motorcycle tool to bend space and time and overcome your own limitations as a mortal
riding more important than medium
spirit by object cannot be beaten."
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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UVF02052
- El Asbestos Pajamas
- Location: Minneapolis
- Contact:
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ChaCha
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Location: Commerce City/DIA , Colorado
- Contact:
Whatever the idea is I have a feeling that Big Pual will be telling little Paul....."Just get this done alright" or " We're doing something here that no one has ever seen before" Wow, a bunch or crap welded together......you're right, i have never seen that before.
'10 Ducati hyper 796
'06 KTM 450 exc
'03 TTR-125
I hate being the back-up drummer for the phonics monkey.
'06 KTM 450 exc
'03 TTR-125
I hate being the back-up drummer for the phonics monkey.
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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beemer pat
- Barista of Doom
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To have the show canceled..... 
oh sorry. 
oh sorry. 04 KTM 525 EXC
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
www.RiderDown.org
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
www.RiderDown.org
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vespaboy
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Denver
A EMT bike, with an entire crash kit and bags of plasma attached to the ridiculously high handle bars. Not to honor hard working EMTs or anything, just so when the RUB who buys it careens into a highway abutment due to lack of experience + really shitty handling all the neccisary equipment is right there.
Or, in honor of a post once made by rabbit fighter, a strap-on bike.
Or, in honor of a post once made by rabbit fighter, a strap-on bike.
Coasting is for wussies.
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denverbikeguy
- El Asbestos Pajamas
I got a kick out of the one where they built a drag bike. Paul Jr kept calling it a "real race bike", and boy how they had never done that before and it was just a hoot. All they really did was strap a big motor into the same shit they already build most of the time, and have some guy who actually understands mechanical engineering come in and tell them what to change so it didn't kill the guy riding it.
And all I could think was, "wow, you've just built a bike that .. goes .. in .. a .. straight .. line!"
I also have to wonder if my roadrace GSXR would beat it on the top end, given that it isn't made completely out of steel and bling and was designed by halfway smart people.
And all I could think was, "wow, you've just built a bike that .. goes .. in .. a .. straight .. line!"
I also have to wonder if my roadrace GSXR would beat it on the top end, given that it isn't made completely out of steel and bling and was designed by halfway smart people.Skinny Motorsports | Team Skinny Racing! - MRA #321
Racing 2 Save Lives
Colorado Sportbike Club
...and some others...
Racing 2 Save Lives
Colorado Sportbike Club
...and some others...