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something old, something new

A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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sun rat
Dominatrix of Skulduggery
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something old, something new

Post by sun rat » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:20 pm

i have always liked stuff that comes with a warranty.
and sometimes it is just too much to always be fixing broken stuff...

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fuck it all.

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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:50 pm

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . . !
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?

These are the days of miracles and wonder!

'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar

'06 Bajaj Chetak

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guitargeek
Master Metric Necromancer
Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
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Post by guitargeek » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:57 pm

Jack II?
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:43 pm

guitargeek wrote:Jack II?
he's like cream and grayish blue, so i dub him Jacque.
fuck it all.

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Sisyphus
Rigging the Ancient Mariner
Location: The Muckworks
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Post by Sisyphus » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:49 pm

Okay, I give up. What is it? That one o' them Savages?
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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:54 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Okay, I give up. What is it? That one o' them Savages?
yes and no. they rebadged the savage into a "boulevard s40".
they also made some changes that many savage riders had been making with aftermarket parts.

and without changing the engine or carb specs (that i can tell thus far) they seem to have gotten rid of most of the backfire while retaining some crazy gas mileage.
fuck it all.

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Post by guitargeek » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:20 pm

How does it compare to your first one?

How much more do you love it than that Shadow 1100? :wink:
Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Sun Sep 18, 2011 7:36 am

none of them really compare to each other.

but THIS one can go with me to europe and maybe pass the TUV, since it is completely stock from the factory.
fuck it all.

rc26
The Devil's Banana
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Post by rc26 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:57 pm

Riding it to DOOM?
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Stole it.

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Post by Beemer Dan » Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:28 pm

I saw one of those parked down the street the other day, very nice beasties! Congrats!
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:17 am

Neat!
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:42 am

Congrats! You are now an honorary lesbian! :lol:

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sun rat
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Post by sun rat » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:08 pm

wtf.
fuck it all.

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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
Location: Tacoma

Post by Pintgudge » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:10 pm

WTF

I kinda think-thought this may relate to bike brands equal some sort of offensive name like kawasaki=asshole or some such shit but still,

WTF!

do we continue to have to go there?
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?

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motorpsycho67
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Post by motorpsycho67 » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:05 pm

WTF is right! Have y'all lost yer sense of humor??
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Pintgudge
The Big Oooola
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Post by Pintgudge » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:25 pm

Meh. . .
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?

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'06 Bajaj Chetak

calamari kid
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Post by calamari kid » Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:00 pm

Congrats on the new wheels. Keep us posted on how ya like it, that's one of the bikes on the short list if the Mrs ever goes forward with getting her endorsement.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962

"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson

"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs

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Pintgudge
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Post by Pintgudge » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:20 am

This calls for more than just a "Meh"

That by itself would only indicate a mild dislike for the previous statement, when on further reflection, I find that I really hate it.

When you call someone a name, whether it is related to the kind of bike they ride, or the color of their skin, or their sexual preference,

IT IS WRONG.

Yeah, I know that there has been the ongoing joke about honda's=fucktards and kawasakis = assholes and all that, but I'm calling bullshit.

I have a honda, and I don't like being called any name let alone fucktard.

Calling someone a lesbian, for whatever reason, enters into a whole 'nother realm and in case you don't remember,



WE DON'T GO THERE!


WE DON'T GO THERE!



No, I don't have any sense of humor about that at all, thanks for asking.
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These are the days of miracles and wonder!

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'06 Bajaj Chetak

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