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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

I Have a Motherfucking Job!

Post by Jonny » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:45 pm

Not a job fucking mothers, but still worthwhile.

I quit the hotel around May, moved hemisphere, made attempt at getting family settled, and now one of the last few puzzle pieces is coming together. Starting off with only a few days a week, but hours should increase the longer I stay there.

I'm really excited about the work. Basically I'll be doing a bit of everything at a local olive grove who have been winning big awards for their extra virgin oil. I'll be getting palate training and learn how to blend as well as all the pruning, picking, marketing, sales, admin, etc that goes on at an olive grove.

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Just give me more hours.



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calamari kid
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Lake Shitty

Post by calamari kid » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:01 pm

Jangleplatz!! If ya got any of that job finding mojo left over send it this way. I've got a phone screen tomorrow morning.
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thack
Magnum Jihad

Post by thack » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:57 pm

awesome. i have a job right now, but if you have any extra olive oil, you can send that my way.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:11 pm

jangleplatz! Congrats!

Wherebouts in Oz are you, anyway? (So I can look it up on a map... :mrgreen: )

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:02 pm

Cheers, guys. Good oliy job finding vibes sent, Cal. All the best! There is a potential for sending real oils, but let me get settled and then I'll see what I can do.

Jeager, if you typed words like Weller Street, Geelong West, Victoria into a computer using a thing called Google maps, then you'd get a pretty decent idea on where we are now. :wink:

My location says "Anakie Rd" which is where my dad's old property is. Should be done and sold by November sometime. Anakie Rd had it's spelling changed to Anarchy Rd and was the location for the original Mad Max. A lot of the film was shot around where we lived, and other locations were near my grandparents farm. Unrelated anecdote. :D

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Post by roadmissile » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:26 pm

Jonny wrote:My location says "Anakie Rd" which is where my dad's old property is. Should be done and sold by November sometime. Anakie Rd had it's spelling changed to Anarchy Rd and was the location for the original Mad Max. A lot of the film was shot around where we lived, and other locations were near my grandparents farm. Unrelated fucking awesome anecdote. :D
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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:54 am

Woot! Congratz!
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:44 am

Awesome.
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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:42 am

Jonny wrote: Jeager, if you typed words like Weller Street, Geelong West, Victoria into a computer using a thing called Google maps, then you'd get a pretty decent idea on where we are now. :wink:
Jayzus, man, think you could possibly get farther away from the rest of civilization? :mrgreen: :lol:

And yeah, the Mad Max connection is fucking awesome.

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Zer0
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Post by Zer0 » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:31 pm

Hey Jonny, I sent you a Toecutter reference a few hours ago, now this? It's a sign. A very goood sign. Work is great, so it olive oil. Mad Max reference makes it supreme. Good for you, buddy. Now for your daily ride to to round things off:

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Post by rolly » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:41 pm

I'm happy you're happy. Though the idea of such enthusiasm for a job is weird to me :) Olive oil is good stuff, I approve. Applaud, even.

Anarchy road, oi!

Zer0
Professor of Poop
Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City

Post by Zer0 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:11 am

So Jonny, when you score a bike, where's the good riding around there?
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...

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GeekGrl
Magnum Jihad
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Post by GeekGrl » Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:31 am

Shiny! Congrats on a job you'll be happy doing - that's brilliant!
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Post by goose » Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:10 am

is this your street sign?

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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:15 pm

Rad! It must be a difficult transition for you to make from such a cushy, rewarding job that slanging drinks at the resort was.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:27 pm

UndertheGun wrote:Rad! It must be a difficult transition for you to make from such a cushy, rewarding job that slanging drinks at the resort was.
Oh yeah. That was such a rewarding, life affirming job. :lol:

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