Not a job fucking mothers, but still worthwhile.
I quit the hotel around May, moved hemisphere, made attempt at getting family settled, and now one of the last few puzzle pieces is coming together. Starting off with only a few days a week, but hours should increase the longer I stay there.
I'm really excited about the work. Basically I'll be doing a bit of everything at a local olive grove who have been winning big awards for their extra virgin oil. I'll be getting palate training and learn how to blend as well as all the pruning, picking, marketing, sales, admin, etc that goes on at an olive grove.
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Just give me more hours.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
Jangleplatz!! If ya got any of that job finding mojo left over send it this way. I've got a phone screen tomorrow morning.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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Jonny
- Sausage Pirate
- Location: Anakie Rd.
Cheers, guys. Good oliy job finding vibes sent, Cal. All the best! There is a potential for sending real oils, but let me get settled and then I'll see what I can do.
Jeager, if you typed words like Weller Street, Geelong West, Victoria into a computer using a thing called Google maps, then you'd get a pretty decent idea on where we are now.
My location says "Anakie Rd" which is where my dad's old property is. Should be done and sold by November sometime. Anakie Rd had it's spelling changed to Anarchy Rd and was the location for the original Mad Max. A lot of the film was shot around where we lived, and other locations were near my grandparents farm. Unrelated anecdote.
Jeager, if you typed words like Weller Street, Geelong West, Victoria into a computer using a thing called Google maps, then you'd get a pretty decent idea on where we are now.
My location says "Anakie Rd" which is where my dad's old property is. Should be done and sold by November sometime. Anakie Rd had it's spelling changed to Anarchy Rd and was the location for the original Mad Max. A lot of the film was shot around where we lived, and other locations were near my grandparents farm. Unrelated anecdote.
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- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
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Fixed.Jonny wrote:My location says "Anakie Rd" which is where my dad's old property is. Should be done and sold by November sometime. Anakie Rd had it's spelling changed to Anarchy Rd and was the location for the original Mad Max. A lot of the film was shot around where we lived, and other locations were near my grandparents farm. Unrelated fucking awesome anecdote.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
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Jayzus, man, think you could possibly get farther away from the rest of civilization?Jonny wrote: Jeager, if you typed words like Weller Street, Geelong West, Victoria into a computer using a thing called Google maps, then you'd get a pretty decent idea on where we are now.
And yeah, the Mad Max connection is fucking awesome.
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- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Hey Jonny, I sent you a Toecutter reference a few hours ago, now this? It's a sign. A very goood sign. Work is great, so it olive oil. Mad Max reference makes it supreme. Good for you, buddy. Now for your daily ride to to round things off:
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
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- Tim Horton hears a Who?
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Olive oil is good stuff, I approve. Applaud, even. 
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
So Jonny, when you score a bike, where's the good riding around there?
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- Magnum Jihad
- Location: Out in the black
Shiny! Congrats on a job you'll be happy doing - that's brilliant!
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- Pâté de Foie Gras
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is this your street sign?
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
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