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Post by DarkMistress » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:20 am

Pattio wrote:Who throws a beer can at the Method Man? Throwing feces at Tila Tequila I pretty much consider common sense, but if these guys will throw a beer can at da mef I have to speculate they are out of control.
Usually I hear Pattio in my head while I'm reading, and hearing "da mef" is priceless. :mrgreen:

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Yeah that pretty much sealed the deal for me. There are so many kickass lines in this, I can't even keep track. I admit, I was jammin' out to some of the music, but it's not worth the display of idiot humanity. I'm so torn. It's an atrocity, but part of me has a perverse wish to attend anyway. I need counseling.


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Post by Toonce(s) » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:59 am

DarkMistress wrote: I'm so torn. It's an atrocity, but part of me has a perverse wish to attend anyway. I need counseling.
Zer0 wrote:By the way, a prof I work with at my school loves ICP, and goes to all the shows, but is nothing like these people.

She's a brilliant teacher as well. Crazy world.
DM, you can enjoy it in the spirit of deep irony, as Zero's prof must.
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Post by Zer0 » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:09 pm

Toonce wrote:
DarkMistress wrote: I'm so torn. It's an atrocity, but part of me has a perverse wish to attend anyway. I need counseling.
Zer0 wrote:By the way, a prof I work with at my school loves ICP, and goes to all the shows, but is nothing like these people.

She's a brilliant teacher as well. Crazy world.
DM, you can enjoy it in the spirit of deep irony, as Zero's prof must.
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Post by piccini9 » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:14 pm

I'm so torn. It's an atrocity, but part of me has a perverse wish to attend anyway. I need counseling.
You could attend a seminar.

Seminars. :lol: :cry:
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Post by Vespalina » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:31 pm

I have no idea how this whole thread slipped by me since it started back in August, but I gotta add my 2 cents...

As many of you know (or don't know) I do like ICP and have been listening to them since about 1997 - right before they released their "Great Milenko" album.

They are my guilty pleasure. They are totally retarded. I used to like them a whole lot...but now not so much. These days, listen more to Twiztid.

When I first started listening to ICP, they really were pretty much unknown. A friend of a friend - who used to hang out with the guys from Wolfpac (lead singer Daddy Long Legs was formerly in The Bloodhound Gang, and also has a walk-on part in ICP's crap-tastic Big Money Rustlas movie) first introduced me to them via the Riddlebox album and they were like this weird Beastie-Boys-meets-Nightmare-Before-Christmas. I was instantly hooked. In fact, to this day, Riddlebox is still one of my all-time favorite albums.

I found out about the Juggalos shortly after that...rabbid fans who wore facepaint and limited edition collectible hockey jerseys to the shows.

I have never painted my face to go to an ICP (or other Psychopathic records artist) show. That part...I don't get it.
I do however have a couple of the collectible hockey jerseys, both given to me directly by Jamie Madrox from Twiztid (that is a whole other story in itself...and no I did nothing sexual for them...Jamie is a huge Batman fan on the scale of Ames and now is the owner of many of my former toys). I do wear them to shows, but none of the newer Juggalos believe me when I tell them where I got them from.

The first Gathering of the Juggalos was held at a Convention Center in Novi, Michigan. I wanted to go to that first gathering...it was two days long, several shows by Psychopathic artists, some wrestling, artists signing autographs, tattoo contest, wet-t-shirt contest, whatnot...a low-key event for the most part. I didn't get to go, but from the post-gathering videos and videos that were posted by fans, it looked like a pretty decent and fun time.

As far as the "Seminars" at the Gathering go...they are either autograph signing events or the artists talking about how they mixed the last album or who they worked with or how much pot they blazed through in the last 20 minutes. Twiztid's Seminars are usually like a stand-up comedy routine, thanks largely to Jamie Madrox. The Seminars are all on YouTube - here's part of one from 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYdRdH10Qo.

What the Gathering of the Juggalos has turned into is a total disgrace.

I no longer want to go to The Gathering. I know people who go and say it's a blast, but I've also heard about the rampant drug abuse, the theft, the fights, the arrest, and now this...hurling feces at Tlia Tequila - oh, and there were also two stabbings this year. I can't even imagine how much they pay for insurance on this event.

I don't really know who the hell Tlia Tequila is, but I know she's some cable-fabulous bimbo who has her current 15 minutes of fame (I don't have cable) and she NEVER in a million years should have been put on a bill at the Gathering. Maybe she was desperate for a gig? Who knows. She should have known better...she's not the right type of artist to appear in that scene.

I don't even like ICP that much any more...they're getting REALLY stupid with their songs....I've listened to their last few albums once and never thought about them again. I won't go out of my way to see them in concert any more, unless they're opening for Twiztid, and that will never happen.

However, Twiztid - another band on Psychopathic Records - I am still a big fan of. They're good. They're better than the label they're on...with the right management, they could probably outsell Eminem...but they never will...because they will never leave Psychopathic Records.

That new movie Big Money Rustlas was beyond stupid. It was dumber than their first movie, Big Money Hustlas and even THAT movie was dumb (if you aren't a fan of Psychopathic bands, you won't get it). At least Big Money Hustlas, in all of its glorious stupidity did featured some of their music. In both movies, Jamie Madrox & Monoxide from Twiztid pretty much steal the show...they are funny enough to carry the movie by themselves. I recommend downloading the torrent of Big Money Rustlas from somewhere...don't even waste a spot on your Netflix queue for it. (if you really want to waste 90 minutes of your life, PM me and I'll email it to you) It took me 3 agonizing days to get through it in increments and I'm sorry I bothered watching it until the end.

ICP has become a parody of themselves. The Gathering has become a cesspool. And having "famous" people like Gallagher and Jimmy Walker or Tila Tequila (maybe at Gathering 12, Snookie & The Situation will show up for a performance) appear at the Gathering is just self indulgent...either these old and tired "famous" people are so happy to have a gig that they just don't give a shit WHERE they appear, or ICP is saying they don't give a shit either and will pull the absolute dregs of society out of hiding to make a mockery of them too.

The Juggalos are a fan-base, who calls themselves "family", yet there is rampant theft and violence at the Gathering. It's that whole mindset of "group mentality" - even if you would not normally be the type of person inclined to participate in a riot...if there's a riot going on around you, you get swept up in the heat of the moment and take part in it.

And as with anything else, it just takes one or two assholes to spoil everything. Even if most of the Juggalos who go to the Gathering actually do behave themselves for the most part and treat the campground where the gathering is held with respect (you know, don't light the shower house on fire or something equally as douchy), you are still going to have a good number of people in a crowd that large that ARE going to be the total assholes who will ruin it for everyone else.

Hell, when you get a SMALL group of people together there's bound to be one asshole in the bunch who will ruin things for the rest.

However, that parody on SNL was absolutely HYSTERICAL - it was dead on! But you know what, that also means that if SNL is parodying you, you are no longer an "underground" act...you're mainstream all the way baby.

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Post by Vespalina » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:32 pm

Pattio wrote:
flounder wrote:ummm....that wasn't a parody? This gathering actually exists?

Since we are also misfits, I propose we congratulate them for finding their kindred souls and throwing a big party......
fixed that for ya.
Pattio, you are truly a gentlman. :mrgreen:
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Post by Toonce(s) » Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:36 pm

I admit that I approve of the ICP song "F* the world" for its message as well as execution, in that it has the record for the greatest number of F bombs in any song :)

Regarding the cesspool aspect of the fan base, Vespa, I am reminded of something one of the DI's said at boot camp regarding petty theft among recruits:
At a mass formation, using a bullhorn, he said "These people will steal the stink off your underpants!"
It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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Post by DarkMistress » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:14 pm

I loved the SNL parody. And after reading this: http://ughforever.com/2010/02/06/non-ju ... -juggalos/ (read the comments, classic) and Vespalina's post, my need to attend has faded. Thank dog, because I was starting to not be able to hang out with myself.

I would hang out with Ass Dan though. Bad ass mofo.
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Post by roadmissile » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:37 pm

Fuckin' magnets?

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Post by Korpen » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:23 pm

roadmissile wrote:Fuckin' magnets?

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Post by Beemer Dan » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:48 pm

If I post any further on the subject I'm likely to offend someone...

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Oh, and it turns out they are fundy christians? This whole thing man, Chewbacca on fucking Endor. It does not make sense.
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Post by SidVicious » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:23 pm

this seems to be strangely relevant:



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Post by piccini9 » Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:32 am

My favorite part;
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Post by stiles » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:22 am

My friend was stuck in Chickasha right after 9/11, waiting for several weeks for parts for his broken Citroen via a UPS flight that was grounded and lost from the system.

Boy, he's got some stories about that godforsaken place.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:09 am

Feynman is a Juggalo.

Who knew?
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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:17 am

4:26


I love juggalos. I love every kind of juggalo.
I just wanna hug all of them but I can’t
Can’t hug every juggalo
Can’t hug every juggalo
So anyway I am a juggalo lover.
And I love to run.
I’m sorry I’m thinking about juggalos again.
I really love juggalos
I’m thinking about juggalos again.
And again, and again and again and again
I think about how many don’t have a home
And how I should have them
I think about how cute they are
And how their ears and the whiskers and the nose
I just love them
And I want them
And I want them in a basket
And I want little bow ties
I just love them
And I want them
To be on a rainbow
And in my bed
And I just want us to roll around
(to roll around)
(round)
(round)
Sorry I’m getting emotional
I love juggalos...



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Post by Toonce(s) » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:48 am

Rev wrote:In the interest of not getting anyone fired, I should probably mention that that video contains full frontal juggalette.
That's all you have for a disclaimer?!?
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:43 am

Pattio wrote:Since we are also misfits, I propose we congratulate them for finding their kindred souls and throwing a big party......
Paddy O' is right. Some of us are born outsiders; others don't like what we see on the inside, and though we're perfectly capable of fitting in if we had to, we just can't, or won't.

That's what the UTMC is: a gathering of outsiders, loosely put. We're doing what we do because it makes us happy. So are they. Good for them.

(Not sure how accepting I'd be if my wife or boys went Juggalo on me though :P )
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Post by rolly » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:47 pm

Buffalo juggalo buffalo Buffalo juggalo buffalo Buffalo juggalo

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Post by sun rat » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:44 pm

Zer0 wrote:

(Not sure how accepting I'd be if my wife or boys went Juggalo on me though :P )
you'd eventually decide to do what i did. several years ago a couple of my kids got into their music. so i started listening to it too, even though secretly i hated it. i played it loud too.

the kids found something else to listen to right away. modern country music. the demon spawn.
fuck it all.

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Post by Sisyphus » Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:06 pm

I can't believe I watched all 20+minutes of that, shaking my head the whole time. Except for the titties, perhaps. That was nice.

I also noticed a disproportional amount of fat people. Or maybe Americans are just fat, I don't know. I don't get out much.
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:02 pm

rolly wrote:Buffalo juggalo buffalo Buffalo juggalo buffalo Buffalo juggalo
I see what you did there.

:lol:
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:05 pm

Back on topic, ICP were a fun thing to be into as a joke for the first 3 seconds they were out. I always liked this track...

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Post by Zer0 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:38 am

sun rat wrote:
Zer0 wrote:

(Not sure how accepting I'd be if my wife or boys went Juggalo on me though :P )
you'd eventually decide to do what i did. several years ago a couple of my kids got into their music. so i started listening to it too, even though secretly i hated it. i played it loud too.

the kids found something else to listen to right away. modern country music. the demon spawn.
:P

Sunny, My boys (9 & 6) are still at the age that they like Daddy's music: The Clash, Motorhead, Tom Waits, Ramones (hell, what's not to like?). That stuff will prolly never change, but they'll soon be getting into stuff that I'll not understand. Then it'll be time for subversion.
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Post by Zer0 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:17 pm

And now in the 2011 National Gang Threat Assessment, the Federal B.I. has officially classified Juggalos as a gang to be afraid of.
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Post by piccini9 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:51 pm

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Post by Zer0 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:29 pm

Nice huh? The cool thing is I just bought that bandana for one of my boys for his Halloween costume. Wait till he hears the big boys and girls are wearing it, the serious big boys and girls.
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