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sun rat
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chemicals go BOOM!

Post by sun rat » Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:41 pm

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about 35ish miles from me. so of course we didn't get any chemical whatnot, but the particulate matter wreaked a couple hours of havoc and gave my and my daughter some horrid headaches today(we both have mild asthma).


fuck it all.

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Post by Sisyphus » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:11 pm

Don't you guys get it? God hates Texas. Get out of there.
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Post by sun rat » Mon Oct 03, 2011 6:15 pm

Sisyphus wrote:Don't you guys get it? God hates Texas. Get out of there.
we are leaving as soon as we can!
fuck it all.

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:19 pm

Gnarly.
"The grip on the right is the fun regulator." -Donny Greene

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Post by xtian » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:20 pm

what kind of chemical and what kind of superpower did it give you the morning after ?
I'm not really from around here.

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Post by Jaeger » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:56 am

You know you're fucked when the firetruck catches fire. :shock:

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Rench
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Post by Rench » Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:44 am

That's what they call "incorrect rig placement" in the trade. :mrgreen:

Today, there's a guy in a white shirt sitting in a very small office with one-to-three chiefs; and a blue-shirt driver who is gonna hear about it EVERY day up to and including at his retirement party.

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DerGolgo
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:15 am

Chemical plant fires give me the willies.
Chemical storage facility fires aren't much better.

You really have to hand it to the industry, though. There they are, huge complicated machines handling godawful amounts of horrible substances, undergoing reactions that need to be carefully regulated, yet a Bhopal or Flixborough is a fairly rare occurence, considering the thousands of plants throughout the world.
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