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this will zero the unread anything for you, so you can strive forth into the exciting world of the new cookie thing.
Because the board got shutdown again because of a load of database, I had to fettle with the settings again.
As part of that, the server no longer stores what topics you have or haven't read.
IT IS STILL RECORDED!
But now, that information lives in a delicious cookie, rather than the forum database.
Upside: this should reduce the load of database.
Downside: if you use multiple devices to access the board, or you reject delicious cookies, you won't always have that information cookie. But the New Posts feature should take care of that.
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If you cannot Debauch because you get an IP blacklist error, try Debauching again time. It may work immediately, it may take a few attempts. It will work eventually, I don't think I had to click debauch more than three times. Someone is overzealous at our hosting company, but only on the first couple of attempts.
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You know the email (if you don't, see in the registration info below), you know where to find the Administerrerrerr on the Midget Circus.
Some unpleasant miscreant was firing incessant database queries at our server, which forced the Legal Department of our hosting company, via their Abuse subdivision, to shut us down. No I have none.
All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
To restrict further overloads, any unregistered users had to be locked out.
How do we know who is or isn't an unregistered user?
By forcing anyone who wants in to Log In.
Is that annoying?
Yes. But there's only so much the Administerrerrerr can do to keep this place running.
Again, if you have any problems: get in touch.
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Libertarians, your watery paradise has arrived!
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Eh, good luck with that. Let us know if you come up with the static electricity energy generator to keep the lights on. Because you know, without magic how would you make the weakest point of your entire philosophy work?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
I've seen this movie before. It's the one where a bunch of people on floating cities attack other floating cities. No, maybe the one where an alien wipes out an entire colony 'cept for a little girl. Wait, the one where a tsunami tips over a ship and it's hell, upside down. Or...
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_powerBigshankhank wrote:Eh, good luck with that. Let us know if you come up with the static electricity energy generator to keep the lights on. Because you know, without magic how would you make the weakest point of your entire philosophy work?
I have no idea if wave power works, but if it does, this could be a viable solution. Admittedly, the "Seasteading" idea seems a bit kooky to me. Still, I'm intrigued
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
Re: Libertarians, your watery paradise has arrived!
I saw this a while a go and that's what I thought.Rev wrote: It's like real life Bioshock!
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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It's like getting bitten by a radioactive horse and instead of getting a really large cock you turn into a brony.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Yeah, move the thing to "stable regions", where those evil other governments you're competing against keep you safe...
I was expecting this. It's right along there with remote fly-in communities, live-in cruise ships, private islands, etc.
The gated-communities of the über-rich don't need no stinking fences and security guards, they have the luxury of distance.
Gettin' out while the getting is good.
When the revolution comes, no one will be storming no palaces because the rich fucks will all have buggered off to impenetrable hideouts.
No wonder it appeals to the John-Galt crowd.
I was expecting this. It's right along there with remote fly-in communities, live-in cruise ships, private islands, etc.
The gated-communities of the über-rich don't need no stinking fences and security guards, they have the luxury of distance.
Gettin' out while the getting is good.
When the revolution comes, no one will be storming no palaces because the rich fucks will all have buggered off to impenetrable hideouts.
No wonder it appeals to the John-Galt crowd.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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MoraleHazard
- Vatican Sex Kitten
- Location: Stamford, CT
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
Sounds hilarious. Obviously none of these folks have spent much time near the coast, where the damp air rots books, mold grows on leather, the furniture is forever damp, and cockroaches--oh God, the cockroaches...
They want a floating community? I say let 'em have it so long as they promise not to come back.
Man is not meant to live at sea. It's a hostile environment to anything that was not engineered to live in it.
They want a floating community? I say let 'em have it so long as they promise not to come back.
Man is not meant to live at sea. It's a hostile environment to anything that was not engineered to live in it.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
I'm sad no one has mentioned Snowcrash yet, someone was faster to the punch in the last thread about these waterheads.
/RM
/RM
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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thesoapster
- Maltov Rattlecan
- Contact:
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
I'll be reading Snow Crash when I'm done with the Dances With Dragons book, and after that, The Road.
Snow Crash sounds scary.
Snow Crash sounds scary.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly